kanye albania 

when the imposter calls an emergency meeting and asks eminem for an autograph and then drake starts going "what you know about rolling down in the deep"

IMPOSTER: *CALLS EMERGENCY MEETING*
Imposter: Hey eminem can I have an autograph
Eminem: What you know about rolling down in the deep
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kanye albania by evanjerm June 1, 2021

wet albanian afternoon

the act of dipping your balls into a hot steamy cup of diarha or extremely wet feces and then watching the female lick it clean

after burning my cock in the extremly spicey diareha i watched Teresa lick every last drop clean it was crazy.

person one: that was one crazy wet albanian afternoon.
person two: i can't believe albanians perform this daily.
person one: yeah it was fun and hot.

wet albanian afternoon by acne all over my penis cock June 15, 2009

Albanian Aggressor 

Nickname of legendary hockey tough guy Tie Domi (see)

In this corner, from Windsor, Ontario, weighing 186 pounds, Tie...the Albanian Aggressor...DOE-MEE! And in that corner, also hailing from Windsor, Ontario, weighing in at 221 pounds, the National Hockey League heavyweight champion, Bad...Bob...PRO-BERT!

Albanian Aggressor by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

Albanian Corkscrew 

An Ancient Albanian term, where a lad penetrates a lass and then twists her around like a corkscrew.

Guy:"Hey you, do you want an albanian corkscrew"
Girl:"Hmm, okay"

Albanian Corkscrew by SamBam27 May 30, 2016

Albanian Picnic 

An Albanian Picnic is the manliest form of a picnic. It occurs in a mountainous area and includes live music, guns, manly food, and beers. The activity consists of 20-30 men eating manly food, drinking beer, listening to manly live music, while shooting guns in the air. Most of the guns have to be handguns with some rifles and one or two AK-47. The reason being is that if all the guns were AK-47 it would be considered a Terrorist Picnic and if all the guns were rifles then it would be considered a KKK Picnic. When the Albanian Picnic is over, it is customary for all the participants to go home and engage in sexual relations with their wives and or female lovers.

If you search on youtube "Picnic in Albania" you will find a real-life example of an Albanian Picnic.

Albanian Picnic by Muharrem Bajraktari January 25, 2011

Albanian Flapjack 

When you crap your pants and then sit on it

I have an Albanian flapjack crusted to my underwear...

Albanian Flapjack by DarkMage231 March 28, 2019

Albanian Rozzers 

Slang term used to identify the police force of Albania. Popularised by the car reviewer James May.

James May: "Crikey! It's the Albanian rozzers"

Albanian Rozzers by notbigbrad June 28, 2022