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Adjuntas 

A small Puerto Rican town in the mountains of Puerto Rico. Full of many Rivers and home to Monte Guilarte, one of Puerto Rico’s biggest mountains. No one visits this place except for Gringos during vacation time (Me and my sister).
Eli: bro I’m lost in the mountains and I have no signal!!!
Dan: dude your in Adjuntas, drive in one direction for a few hours and you’ll be fine.
Adjuntas by Planedan123 April 2, 2020

Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore 

When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.

attitude adjuster 

A gun. Plain and simple. It can be any kind of gun that shoots lethal projectiles.
That nigga was out of line and then i pulled out that attitude adjuster. Then that nigga was standing at attention.

Adjustitated 

When a person needs to be adjusted while they are agitated.
The patient was agitated so we gave him a PRN medication which resulted in the patient being adjustitated.
Adjustitated by NarcissisticDwarf October 2, 2019

Adjustable Spoon 

A spoon that can be adjusted, either by rotation or by extension.
WHERE IS THAT DAMN ADJUSTABLE SPOON!