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You’re Special Like A Short Bus

A sarcastic and often offensive slang phrase used to imply that someone is unintelligent, clueless, or lacking basic common sense. The expression is framed like a compliment but is actually a backhanded insult. It references special education transportation (“short buses”), which makes the phrase widely considered disrespectful. it can be used by people in a jokingly casual or edgy humor. Context and audience matter heavily, as it can easily cross the line from humor into outright insult.
“You really tried to unlock your car with your house key? Yeah… .”

“He spent 10 minutes looking for his phone while it was in his hand man’s special like a short bus.”

“You put metal in the microwave and thought it was fine? You’re special like a short bus.”

“She studied for the wrong test and blamed the teacher… special like a short bus for real.”

“Bro clicked ‘forgot password’ and then forgot the new one instantly you’re special like a short bus.”

A Quaza 1 Minute Special 

Whenever the individual named "Quaza" makes a meme out of a screenshot in less than a minute, some would say its their specialty.
"Look at this silly screenshot Quaza! Wait. What?! You already made a meme out of it? That's A Quaza 1 Minute Special!"

British Special Air Service (S.A.S.) 

Elite army forces of the United Kingdom. They have about 360 personel. These guys are some of the most elite (if not the most elite) in the world too. They inspired the creation of the U.S. army's Delta Force (who they cross train with). The SAS are the grandfather of all special operation units in the world. They have been around since World War 2. Despite the fact being called "air service", they do hardly any air service; Most of their missions take place on land and sea. The only air missions that I could think of them doing are hyjacking a flying airplane, rescuing hostages on an airplane, and of course riding and getting deployed by helicopters as well as jumping out of them. Prior to joining the SAS, one must have already been in the army for atleast 3 years. Liam Neeson was trained by a former SAS member for the movie "Taken". Now some Americans who are idiotic, don't know what they are talking about, are ignorant, biest, cocky, and dumb often make fun of the British SAS for being British and say they suck compare to American Special Ops like the SEALs when in reality the SAS are about equally elite as America's Delta Force and SEAL Team Six (the best special ops in America as well some of the best in the world).
American Idiot-The British SAS aren't tough because they are British and America has the SEALs who took out Bin Laden!

British SAS commando-If you say something like that again, i'm gonna beat your ass like 20 times harder than Liam Neson could. S.A.S. stands for "Special Air Service" . We are called "Special" because we are elite. And unlike MOST soldiers of the U.K. the British Special Air Service (S.A.S.) could destory nearly any American military unit besides Delta Force and SEAL Team SIX!

call a specialist

prostitute/gigolo -there is much to be said for procuring a specialist! i am a hard-core 'hands-on' guy, but sometimes find myself in situations where calling in a specialist would prove to be wise!
he was tired off getting off alone, he decided to call a specialist!

roxanne was sitting by the phone, she knew someone would soon be needing a specialist!

he was tired of dealing with his plumbing problem/s alone, and decided to call a specialist!

Call a n*gga out Specialist 

Melisa Marshall is the SELF-PROCLAIMED "call a n*gga out Specialist" Ain't no shame in my game when it comes to calling someone OUT. *All the way out

I'm also a Shut a n*gga down Specialist too! However, I excel in both depending on which day you catch me on. 🤫 Preferably, I'd rather call a n*gga out though.
Melisa's bro: Whew, I'd hate to get into a argument with you.

Melisa: Why?

Bro: Because you ain't afraid to call someone out. And you actually be right about it.

Melisa: That's exactly why I call myself a Call a n*gga out Specialist.

Is there a laundry service near me that specializes in dry cleaning? 

Is there a laundry service near me that specializes in dry cleaning?
Is there a laundry service near me that specializes in dry cleaning?