Want a cookie? 

Another way of saying "I don't give a fuck" commonly used by middle school children and dumbass freshman.

Fred: Dude, my balls dropped today!
Tim: Wow, want a cookie?

Want a cookie? by EdY May 14, 2004

jibbering box a-cookies 

dirty skanky two timer cock sucking slut-whore

i was walking into the lockerroom to get my sports gear when i saw my girlfriend giving head to a teacher while taking it in the ass by the principle so i mummbled "You Jibbering Box A-Cookies" and backhanded that bitch in the face.

jibbering box a-cookies by Josh ross Miller Shuagy Jmill$ May 7, 2008

Have a cookie 

Absurd phrase used to distract, deflect or add irrational levity to a conversation. Typically used by ignorant people who have no useful knowledge or relevant input to a discussion.

"I believe the Schrodinger equation fails to calculate the probabilities of certain outcomes in any state of the quantum system, what do you think?" "Have a cookie!"

Have a cookie by noriddle January 26, 2010

I can has a Cookie? 

The cute, adorable way of asking for a cookie (often used in lolcats). Or to some people, the annoying n00b meme.

Adorable Kitty: "I can has a Cookie? Pwease?"
You: "I made a cookie for you but I eated it. Sowwy."
Adorable Kitty: "So I can't has cookie?"
You: "No, you can't has cookie."

I can has a Cookie? by Kawaii6789 October 30, 2011

eating a cookie 

Arrogantly displaying complete contempt for those one is supposed to serve. Similar to "fiddling while Rome burns."

Q.What do you think about the crisis in health care?

A. I am eating a cookie

eating a cookie by allalberta November 22, 2010

Do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box? 

It's an intensification of "what do you want, a cookie?" which shows lack of interest when someone tells something he considers very cool or amazing, mostly while showing off whith it.

For example, you can use it when you are down and someone thinks he has to tell you just NOW how happy and overjoyed he is.

(I am sad because my love is already assigned)

Annoying person: ...and I just kissed her! She requested me to bring her home and in front of her house she asked whether I wanted to see her stamp collction -haha- and of course I said yes- damn she's so friggin' hot- and then we went in and she took off her...
You: Hey, do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?

Do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box? by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011

Cum-on-a-Cookie 

Cum-on-a-Cookie is a masturbation game that your cum-buddies like to play. Everyone beats their meat, blows their load(s) on Oreos, and the last guy to have his dick-gasm is fed the cookies.

We played Cum-on-a-Cookie, and I lost, so they fed me the cookies - yum!

Cum-on-a-Cookie by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021