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360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear 

If you eat an apple everyday of the year, you will kill doctors and wont have to see them anymore
did you know that 360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear?

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I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples 

If you say this with your mouth stretched horizontally apart using your fingers and your tongue sticking out, it will sound like you are proclaiming that you were born on a pile of shit with a bunch of assholes.

While this existed long before Barenaked Ladies, they reference this action on the cover of their album, "Born On A Pirate Ship". The kid on the cover is saying it.
Jokester kid, with tongue out and mouth stretched: I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples
Younger kid: HAHAHAHAHAHA

apples in a sock 

breasts that are found on a women usually over the age of 60
that old babes tits look like apples in a sock.
apples in a sock by ass man May 2, 2006

whack in a pair of apples 

1) To listen to music on your iPod, iPhone etc

2) To stuff two apples into any orifice
Some idiot was playing music on the bus so loud the other day. I wasn't bothered but my friend was so I told her to whack in a pair of apples...

...He won't be able to walk straight for weeks.

apples in a sock 

droopy boobs normally seen on a women over 60
that old babe's boobs look like apples in a sock
apples in a sock by ass man May 1, 2006