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you-suck-giant-donkey-balls 

a phrase to describe someone who sucks giant donkey balls.
Hey!!! You-suck-giant-donkey-balls!!!

you suck at photoshop 

His name is Donny, and you suck at Photoshop.
You do, you’re awful. That’s why you're here.
Donny: you suck at photoshop.
...
Now I’m gonna grab the distort tool. Some people might grab the perspective tool, but they're big pussies.

You suck much dick 

When you want to say 'you suck' to someone but you want to seem like a total fucking bitch
Lisa: HEY MINHYUN
Lisa: You suck much dick

you suck on a lollipop 

you suck on a lollipop

A insult word used for kids between the grades of K-5
Me in 4th grade: you suck on a lollipop

Me today: You suck wicked ass

You Suck Dick For Money 

The Trump of all insults. As fellatio is the most degrading of all sex acts, to do it for monetary means is absolutely atrocious.
Douche #1: Hey Cory what are you doing?
Douche #2: I dunno but i did his mom last night.
Cory: You suck dick for money Douche!

You Suck At Life 

A phrase created, coined, and popularized by user theunsurpassed on an internet message board titled "The Vestibule" at boards.ign.com. "You suck at life" is now a very popular internet term, thanks to the brilliance that is theunsurpassed's thinking.
"This day didn't go so well. I'm not sure how to feel right now." says some random guy.

"It would be wise to immediately kill yourself and wipe your pathetic, stinking, curse of a face off this damned earth. You suck at life, kill your miserable self." says theunsurpassed, in response to some random guy.
You Suck At Life by truth November 21, 2003