Worthington, Minnesota

A terrible ghetto town. All the buildings there make the town look like a rundown slum. The only buildings that look OK are a McDonalds and a Perkins restaurant. The hospital is the same size as four walk-in closets. Usually, the first person you ever might see there from your car looks like a poor mexican thug. Most of the people there smoke and do drugs. If you ever go there, get out ASAP.

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Worthington, Minnesota by Carbuddy15 May 31, 2011

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Worthington

A place where they have to bring in an inner city principal with a pube head to try to contain the big bad scary suburban kids.

Principal: Good morning students ( 1 minute pause)..this is your principal speaking ( 1 minute pause) I am very proud of all of you..im going to go comb my jerry curl and mack some highschool bitches..EDDIE D OUT

Student:Man that guy is wack son

Other Student: ur from fucking Worthington stop acting ghetto, now watch biggest flirt get the girls!

Worthington by Wo-Town Thug April 15, 2006

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Worthington jet

The physical principle that underlies Poseidon's Kiss.

Person 1: Worthington jets are why your butt gets licked with water when you poo
Person 2: I didn't ask but thanks.

Worthington jet by hcc5 July 26, 2022

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Hot Worthington

To shit in a tube sock and hit someone in the face with it.

My neighbors kept us up all night fighting with each other. I'm going to wait until mid day when they're sound asleep, ring their doorbell, and deliver a nice Hot Worthington to whichever one opens the door. I'm going to nail them so hard that it leaves a brown spot on their cheek. That'll teach those god damn fanny bangers!

Hot Worthington by Hot n Steamy December 13, 2014