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When you’re “fucked up” except you are neither drunk or high
Guy 1: DUDE I’M SO FUCKING WONKED RIGHT NOW!
Guy 2: What the fuck?
Wonked by getwonked December 20, 2020

wonkidy donkidy 

the term used when a charging cable only charges a device if placed at a certain angle.
my phone isn't charging, the cable must be wonkidy donkidy.

Wonked my Willy 

When she sucks on that ever lasting gobstopper and it’s so scrumdiddlyumptious!
Yo how was last night? It was sweeet! She wonked my Willy
Wonked my Willy by Mrmoose1347 March 17, 2024

wonkididdledoo 

he is a wonkididdledoo
wonkididdledoo by sunkaison March 24, 2025

Willy Wonkaed 

When you give somebody something in a video game because they say they are poor, but it turns out they tricked you and they are millionaires.
Timmy: This poor kid, he has no money
Poor kid: HAHAHAHAHHA
Timmy: OH NO I'VE BEEN WILLY WONKAED!