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when a guy decides to make one girl, his number one. At this point he will be talking about loving you, buying you stuff.

Extreme Wifing: moving in, marriage, kids, and *gulp* REAL commitment.

*Remember* using wifey, is more serious then girlfriend but much less than wife. Wife is usually associated with Extreme Wifing, & Marriage.
1) Yo, my girl Jenny is defiantly getting to be wifey material right now.

2) Jenny is such a great girlfriend I'm thinking about wifing her.

3) Mike! you know Jenny is a hoe! why would you want her wifed? so, she can cheat on you again?
wifing by Sanjana Prem September 2, 2009

Wilmington Washcloth

After having sex with your girlfriend, she enters your bathroom to clean up. Un-beknownst to you she wipes your cum from her dumpster on your towel and hangs it back up, as if it were never touched. Unaware of the wrong-doing the gentleman uses it to wash his face the next day. Thus wiping his own cum all over his own face.
New York sexed up his girl and let loose all over her back side. She entered his crapper and cleaned up with his washcloth and hung it back up. The next morning whilst trying to clean up for work. He used said washcloth to clean the eye gunk off his face. It only got worse....He used the Wilmington Washcloth
Wilmington Washcloth by Coco Peabody September 10, 2009

wilmington high school 

The Wilmington High School, situated in the close-knit suburban town of Wilmington, Massachusetts, is the epitome of an average high school, akin to those surrounding it. WHS prefers to concern itself primarily with sports and school spirit, which is offered and gleefuly devoured by the student body. You'll find that many students don't have much else to do, with the exception of praising football jocks who will likely wind up being overpaid, steroid-ridden athletes or simply asking you "Paper or plastic?". The Wilmington High School also contains your run of the mill stoners and "wiggers". My reasoning is that perhaps the white students stealing this urban culture is purely to make up for the absolute lack of anything urban; anybody African-American, for that matter. You also have your handful of the common "goths", "preppy kids", "punks", "emo kids", etc. Nothing out of the ordinary.
In fact, Wilmington High School is nothing inordinary. There's a probability you'll find high schools similar to this one across the United States.
Rick: "Hey, I'm a dipshit from Wilmington High School. GO WILDCATS!!!!!!!!!!!"
John: "OH SHIT NIGGA"
Rick: "I want fellatio."

Willfingers 

Noun. Used to imply that someone is making a great deal of simple typographical errors during an online chat session; esp. when the person fails to correct him or herself in a timely manner.
"We were chatting online, but he was totally wasted and was typing like a damn Willfingers."

"He was typing one-handed, but, so his friends wouldn't find out, he blamed it on the Willfingers."
Willfingers by Lemon Sawdust September 30, 2004

lone wolfing

When a person goes to a bar with no wingmen/women or compatriots. Their mission is to scout out a bar, local women/men, or to get their, tainted by MADD, drink on (damn those bitches). Also a lone wolf is easy prey to the cougar. They deliberately walk into cougar territory to be sexually devoured
My friend said they fell asleep after we had plans to hang, my hair was spiked so I went lone wolfing across the street to get f'ed up.

I wanted the forbidden cougar so I went lone wolfing. It was heavenly : )
lone wolfing by funkytrev August 6, 2010

Travis Willingham 

Born in Dallas, Texas, Travis Willingham is a voice actor most known for supplying the voice of Roy Mustang in the anime, Fullmetal Alchemist. He also voices Guile in Street Fighter IV, as well as Pierre in Genesis of Aquarion, and Iggy in Ergo Proxy. He graduated from Texas Christian University with a BFA in Theater Performance in 2003. He has done a few movie roles as well-- such as an extra in The Guardian, and one of the teenagers Robert Duvall's character gets into a barfight with in Secondhand Lions.

At anime conventions, it is expected that SOMEONE will ask him to say his two most comical lines in FMA.
"That day, all female officers will be required to wear.. TINY MINISKIRTS!" "I LOVE DOGS! Dogs embody loyalty! They follow their master's commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and they don't complain and they never once beg for a paycheck! Trust me, Fuery, they're the great servants of man! Loyal canine, how we salute thee, HA HA HA HA!"

His fanclub is the infamous Miniskirt Army, friendly rivals of the Risembool Rangers (Vic Mignogna's fanclub).

Above all else, this man is one of the most epic guys in the voice acting industry. :D
Travis Willingham: I can't kick my own ass...