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Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning 

A Law of the Theatre

This law states that "people who arrive earliest are always those with seats on the end of a row.  People who arrive latest are always those with seats in the middle."

A related law is Mackintosh's Corollary
When you arrive late, and you're sat bang in the middle of a block of seats.

inclement webber 

Someone who only accesses the internet during periods of foul weather.
If it's nice outside, you won't find me surfing the net. I'm strictly an inclement webber.
inclement webber by poppilopo June 12, 2009

Reggie Webber 

A YouTuber who is mainly known as ‘Jake Webber’s Brother’ he is known to vape and get a lot of dicks sent to him. The more I type this the more scared I get... Reggie, you might need help.
Person1: Hey do you know Reggie Webber?

Person2: Jake Webber’s brother? Yeah I’ve heard of him, his mango juul pods suck.
Reggie Webber by Jaydenxx July 20, 2019

Andrew Lloyd Webber 

"Andrew Lloyd Webber, you're filthy rich.
Pay to get your face rectified or wear a paper bag over your head!"

Andrew Lloyd Webber 

Andrew Lloyd Webber composed the scores for many musicals!
Andrew Lloyd Webber by Kendikins August 23, 2005

jordan webber 

Jordan Webber is a sloppy seconds kinda girl, although she is sexy and will conquer your cock. She is up for anything and anyone, her favorite is doggy style in the bootyhole so everyone hit her up she's from Elma 98541 her number is 360-470-6146
damn I would want to be with Jordan Webber
jordan webber by Elma kidzzz June 16, 2017