Floral Wallpaper 

When your having sex in a flower patch or any area with high amounts of greenery and your girls back gets covered with sweaty, sticky remenants of the vegetation.

"Did Kim and Eric just have sex?"

"Oh yeah, I could spot that floral wallpaper from a mile away!"

Floral Wallpaper by PancakeDinner January 18, 2017

the wallpaper starts peeling 

To have sex with someone so much that the room stinks and becomes so humid

till the room stinks the wallpaper starts peeling off the walls the bed breaks in half the ground starts to shake the windows are fogging the ceiling drops down neighbours call the police, multiple noise complaints, till the train passes by

the wallpaper starts peeling by Huuuuuuuuuuuummm March 18, 2023

Eating Grapes Off the Wallpaper 

used to describe someone that is acting upon delusions or hallucinations

She ate so much acid, she was seeing purple elephants, hiding from lil' green men, and eating grapes off the wallpaper.

Eating Grapes Off the Wallpaper by KarenP September 30, 2005

yellow wallpaper 

verb: used to describe a covert escape from an awkward or uncomfortable situation in a crowded room. If one sticks close to the wall, one can avoid being seen by creepers in aforementioned room, especially by crawling around the perimeter of the room. Inspired by Charlotte Perkins Gilman's short story.

Tory and Becky yellow wallpapered it out of the bar to escape from the guys creeping on them. Once out they exclaimed, "We've got out at last!"

yellow wallpaper by mama's makin gnocchi February 25, 2012

wallpapering the kitchen 

n. Vulgar Slang

1. Colloquial slang for masturbation.

"the mother walked into the room while the young man was wallpapering the kitchen"

wallpapering the kitchen by Vutton February 27, 2004

wallpaper tv 

When you have your tv on even though you aren't watching anything.
Usually whatever you're wallpaper tv is requires no attention span and has no plot.
wallpaper tv is..
-Tv guide channel
-Any movie you've seen 2 or more times or is more than 7 years old.
-Whatever comes on after something you where actually watching.
-repeates that get shown 900 times a day (friends, madtv, anything on tvland,ect.)

person 1:"Dude, why are you watching an E True Hollywood Story of the cast of Happy Days?"
person 2(has headphones on, doing something other that watching tv) "Huh? oh, it's wallpaper tv."

wallpaper tv by burt reynold's mustache. June 23, 2007

wallpaper wednesday 

or WW

It's the day in the week, on which you change all your wallpapers.

A) new wallpaper?
B) Of Course it's wallpaper wednesday

wallpaper wednesday by Kasp6672 December 18, 2013