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Wagnerian 

A Wagnerian is the average Susan E. Wagner High School student. They average to about 6'8 in height which would even dwarf the average Petridian who stands at an average of 6'4. When they do not do well in their sports team they will be immediately executed and erased from history by the School Officials and other Wagnerians.
Her: How he is 6'8
He: Idk he goes to Wagner
Her: Oh he's Wagnerian no wonder
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wagner texting 

multiple single text messages that eventually spell out a real word and burns up a friends text messaging minutes.
Wagner texting is when one finds out the friend doesn't have unlimited text messages, then he text bombs the friends email until he gets past his free limits, and then laughs uncontrollably.

baboon's wagner

when you prematurely ejaculate onto a girls face before having any sexual contact whatsoever with her. occasionally she is still wearing clothes when this happens.
Matt: Dude i was right about to give it to my girl, Noelle, and then I baboon's wagnered all over her face.
baboon's wagner by Matt Lowee January 15, 2010

jill wagner 

Stunningly hot female lead of the hugely under-rated Blade:The Series and co-host of Wipeout.
Jill Wagner makes one shit-hot vampire chick.
jill wagner by kstarr89 May 25, 2010

Band Wagoneer 

1) A person that decides to hop on the band wagon of a popular sports team that is doing good towards the end of the season. Since the teams popularity are high they pretend to be the biggest fans. Be warned they will try to tell you that they have liked that team all along. Do not be fooled by their lies. In some case the Band wagoneer will have no knowledge of the team he likes.

2) Jason Hobert
Clancey : Dude! Check out my new UNC t-shirt! They are sik wit it!
Dunstin : cool man... Who plays point guard for them again?
Clancey: uhh i don't know, smith or jackson or something like that, did you see him against the other team last night, he was on fire.
Dunstin: Your such a Band Wagoneer!
Band Wagoneer by jay butters April 6, 2009

wagner high school 

An old school in satan island where all of the girls are sluts and guys are sneaker heads. The normal outfit in the summer for the girls are boob tops and booty shorts, in the winter leggings so guys can see their asses and of course uggs. Guys give too many fucks about their shoes instead of girls. Touch someone an you will get suspended. But most of all, welcome to wagner high school (;
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Wagner high school
wagner high school by Superswagger November 18, 2013