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basic vaccinations 

basic vaccinations (coined by my friend's friend) - the vaccinations that you receive as a baby. Then you go on with your life not getting vaccinated like ever and get holistic treatments instead.
Friend #1 "Oh I have all my basic vaccinations"
Friend #2 "wtf is a basic vaccination?"

vaccillation 

Uncertainty about the value and wisdom of getting a vaccination.
Most people she knew were getting it, but she'd heard one story of a child being paralyzed for life, and she was in a state of vaccillation about whether to allow the immunization for her daughter.
vaccillation by Monkey's Dad April 11, 2020

Double Vagination

The act of engulfing two vaginas around one penis.
"Hey Aunty John, did you perform double vagination on your monkey tonight?"

"Sure did and it was GREAT!"
Double Vagination by MonkeyHands September 7, 2013

Vagination 

The process of becoming a bitch, metaphorical transformation to a vagina;
becoming a bitch, bitching out of being a man.
"Coach, he can't return to the game. The Vagination began shortly after the injury."
Vagination by sillyweregermanjenkins September 19, 2012

Vaccication 

A vacation, where the destination is a location where the vacationer is eligible to take a Covid-19 vaccine. Usually split into 2 parts for each dose of the vaccine.

Popular destinations: Texas, Arizona
"Yo Nick, you're Austin right now? What for?"
"Yeah I'm taking a vaccication for 4 weeks. California wouldn't let me take the vaccine but Texas opened up for everyone"
Vaccication by Elmo Nana March 24, 2021

The Vaccinator 

A doctor that discovers the ability to time travel and goes back into time to vaccinate the children of Anti-Vaxxers with out their knowledge or permission.
Honey, how are we going to protect little Bobby Joe and Sue Ellen from The Vaccinator? How do we even know if he hasn’t gotten his hands on them yet?
The Vaccinator by MahatmaJonny December 21, 2018