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parachute undies 

A really baggy pair of men's underwear
It's hard to be sexy attracted to him when he's wearing parachute undies
parachute undies by K_dub782 March 3, 2017

girls undies 

to be viewed as weak or pathetic by your friend or group of friends for not doing as they suggest.

In extreme cases the put down can have "with skids" added to the end to emphasise the weakness/patheticness
"lets go to the pub!"
"Nah, not tonight !"
"YOU'RE GIRLS UNDIES"

extreme

"I think I am gonna pass on the pub tonight to spend time with my girl"
"YOU'RE GIRLS UNDIES... WITH SKIDS"
girls undies by Dale Kent June 21, 2008

big undies 

Very large underwear - Normally worn by complete and utter fat bastards
By gawd look at his big undies
big undies by toe October 21, 2003

Last Chance Undies 

Old ripped underwear that you pack for a vacation trip then discard after wearing so you have less dirty laudry to pack for the trip home.
Julie: Why are you packing those ratty old briefs?
Augie: Think of them as disposable shorts, or last chance undies.

Backup Undies 

Taking more than enough pairs of underwear on a trip due to a severe case of the shits. The occasion is too good to miss so resorting to more undies is the only way forward, it's either this or you use a shart tampon.
Dave: What's with the big bag? We are only going to watch The Broncos play The Chargers.

Rob: Need Backup Undies

Dave: Got the shits?

Rob: Yeah
Backup Undies by Sieffy April 5, 2013

TestDriven-Undies 

When you are looking for a new pair of undies in a "Dirt Cheap" and stumble up a ripe pair that have seen the light at the end of the tunnel then went to hell and came back for revenge.
Whece: Hey bro, this man-thong looks pretty dope and it's only $2.99!
Boog: Dude you see that brown shit I think those have been TEST DRIVEN.
Tyler: Man what a steal, let me try them on my face first to make sure they fit right.
Nibslug: All I own is TestDriven-Undies!