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tapered rect 

After anal sex when the woman's rectum is slopped outward from having her prison wallet beaten to a funnel shaped disaster
Hey Dave you should see the tapered rect I gave this chick I picked up at the bar last night
Tylered (verb)
1. When someone manages to go 0-10 in a weekly sports pick’em league, including their triple play.
2. To perform so poorly in picks that even blind guessing would have been better.
Example:
“Dude, I got Tylered last week — not a single pick hit.”
Tylered by Tylers Daddy September 13, 2025
Act of normal responding to someone

Such as standing up or ghosting
She tylered him after the first date
Tylered by Trumpstomp November 1, 2025