Twanger 

Someone who hits people with their penis

“Oh my lord why is his penis out and why is he hitting people with it?”
“Oh yeah he’s a twanger!”

Twanger by Em Kalvaitis May 19, 2020

Twanger 

a TV remote used to change the channel on your television set. Can also refer to a remote for any other electronic device.

I don't like this show, toss me the twanger so I can change it.

Twanger by DJ2Kool January 12, 2010

twanger 

A big wiggly boner

that mormon in our math class is such a twanger

twanger by EL88 February 24, 2009

twanger 

referring to item- any given guitar
referring to person- one who plays guitar

Zakk Wylde has some crazy twangers
David Gilmour is one fine twanger

twanger by Rob Davis January 18, 2004

twanger 

a person that is born in taiwan.

howard is such a twanger, he loves honda and sony

twanger by foker November 12, 2006

Twangered

Stupidly and annoyingly drunk.

Don't know what I was At last night. I was TWANGERED!

Twangered by Pickerring January 8, 2008

Tanged 

Being coerced against your better judgment into wearing a neon tutu and nothing else.

John sure gets tanged a lot, I think he kinda likes it.

Man I heard John is getting tanged in Hong Kong next weekend.

Eeeeeew wierd, I just walked in on John getting tanged on Marcus' leopard skin bed spread.

Tanged by remrem March 19, 2009