Inverse Turtleneck 

Similar to the homosexual act of docking. In inverse turtlenecking the reciever has his whole head shoved in under the foreskin of the giver.

I totally inverse turtlenecked him like five minutes ago! Smegma everywhere!

Inverse Turtleneck by Kedde June 14, 2010

chocolate turtleneck 

A bowel movement during anal intercourse that surrounds the inserted penis in fecal mater.

After six cups of coffee and plenty of fiber, Maureen was able to chocolate turtleneck her boyfriend Rick like a boss.

chocolate turtleneck by Nasty n8 b December 16, 2015

Toronto turtleneck 

When having anal sex with a person with an ample amount of butt hair you use maple syrup as lubricant. The rapid thrusting causes the syrup to thicken and stick to shaft and butt hairs upon pulling out you pull the anal pubic hairs with it thus surrounding your penis shaft with a Toronto turtleneck.

Sally’s ass was so hairy she left me with a Toronto turtleneck.

Toronto turtleneck by Kingof7676 October 31, 2019

turtlenecking

where u really need to take a huge dump and u gotta keep squeezing it back in becos its forcing its way out

Stewy: man find me a toilet im turtlenecking!!!

turtlenecking by Chri$$un October 8, 2008

Turtleneck

A word used to describe an uncircumsized penis.

"Somebody's wearing a turtleneck."

Turtleneck by Rachaelmalice April 11, 2010

turtlenet 

slow dial up internet access

Ang: Can you housesit for us next week?

Leslie: I would, but I have to do my classes online and would go nutty with your turtlenet.

turtlenet by Leslie Batta January 2, 2009

turtleboss

1. Nickname given to one who is a master of the penis...ie a homo
2. Bad ass Contra III stage boss who got his shit ruined

Damn, my roomate Sherman is such a turtleboss, the other day i walked in on him sucking some guy off, how shitty.

turtleboss by Howard Mallory October 5, 2003