bring the troops home 

To get laid.

Normally spoken about a recent event, such as last night or this morning. Also denotes a certain level of glory, and should be celebrated by every comrade present.

If this exclamation sparks a political discussion, you've done something wrong. Or you have lame friends.

Jem: Hey Charlie, that girl you were with last night... did you bring the troops home?

Charlie: Mission accomplished, Jem. I fuckin' brought the troops home.

*Charlie and Jem fist bump*

bring the troops home by pantsalone March 11, 2012

support the troops 

A non sequiter trotted out (usually by conservative Republicans) in an attempt to silence opposition. Typically followed by attempts to slash veterans benefits and support for amnesty for insurgents who haved kill Americans.

You don't think that the Islamic Republic of Iraq is a good idea? Why don't you shut up and support the troops?

support the troops by AVoiceofReason June 19, 2006

Troops 

"Troops" is a slang word for mates, ften used in West Central Scotland. Many gang, or "young team" member will refer to their fellow cronies as "the troops".
Also, "troopz" or "troopers" are acceptable terms to use.

Awrite troops. Who we doin in eh night?

Troops by Gary May 13, 2005

respect the troops 

A phrase to be repeated constantly to people that have cheated on their significant others while they are away at boot camp or deployed. As they clearly do not respect the troops, they must be constantly reminded to do so.

"Hey look over there, it's Sarah."
"The Sarah that slept with a guy while her boyfriend was at boot camp?"
"Yeah that one, I'm gonna call her out... HEY SARAH! RESPECT THE TROOPS!"

respect the troops by gamma1415 May 27, 2019

mobilizing mah troops

The act of not jacking it for a long time to build up copious amounts of splooge

nick: dood ive been mobilizing mah troops for so long i hope marrissa blows me soon
chris: cool man

mobilizing mah troops by nooblet101 June 27, 2008

troopsome 

When an older guy has a huge orgy with his 5th grade cousin and her entire girl scout troop.

My buddy Eric went to the father-daughter dance with his little cousin, got her and her friends drunk and they had a troopsome.

troopsome by ooo billy December 4, 2007

Baisley Troops 

Baisley troops are a group of teens in the range of 13 years old thru 17 years old they cause mayhem when upset

Baisley troops will jump you .

Baisley Troops by The bskiiiii March 27, 2023