touche 

A person who is both a tool and a douche.

I couldn't decide whether Drew is a tool or a douche, so I just consider him a touche.

touche by 57 Varieties May 1, 2011

touche 

Used in Tom n Jerry once when they were fencing

Touche a la pussy cat

touche by JRiggs August 28, 2005

Touche 

Said by one opponent when the bearded guy from zumiez neglects to acknowledge her badass point.

Me: "I'm a badass"
Zumiez bro: ...
Me: Touche

Touche by yodeling_donkey January 10, 2012

touche 

\toosh\
noun
: a penile flatulence; a dick fart
: an emission or expulsion of air from the penis; similar to that from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated
: the male equivalent of a queef

verb
: to release air from the penis, voluntarily or involuntarily

While strolling through the locker room, we came across an old, nude european who was conversing about his touche.

Unknowingly to me, I frequently touche in bed during REM sleep.

touche by Toucher February 25, 2012

Touche 

-Combination of a Tool and a Douche Bag

-Pronounced "Toosh"

Danny: What do you think about that guy?

Lundie: He's such a fucking Touche!

Touche by Professor69 May 25, 2011

touche 

A derogatory term for someone who is both a tool and a douche.

Did you see Randy playing his acoustic guitar with roses on it? God, what a touche.

touche by graawwwwwrrrrr November 23, 2010

touché 

An all-purpose word which is used among swimmers as a substitute for anything they don't feel like saying.

-I'm in the 400 touché next!
-Touché!

-What heat and touché are you in?
-Touché four, lane six.

-I have to drop seven seconds to get the touché!
-Make sure to touché, and you'll kick some touché.

touché by This one random King person March 4, 2008