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Derived from the T.V show 'How I met your mother', to Ted is to be morbidly depressed about your social or love life. People who ted often; over think situations, have low confidence in their appeal to the opposite sex and often refer to attractive members of the opposite sex as 'out of their league'. People who Ted on a regular basis tend to be unimpulsive and require a great deal of peer pressure to engage with the opposite sex.
Guy 1: "So did you talk to Charissa last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I don't think she'd ever go for a guy like me."
Guy 1: "Stop tedding man."
Tedding by Moing It November 10, 2011
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Tadding: A sacred art practiced by the chinese,that involves getting atop trees shaped like tadpoles.
The boy loves tadding.
Tadding by unwiset2 September 8, 2008
A traditional summer evening sport in many areas of the Australian State of Queensland.

This involves hunting the Cane Toad, one of the most revolting and toxic animals God saw fit to create, and one that the inhabitants of Queensland have a distinct love/hate relationship with. Traditional implements used to hunt cane toads include cricket bats, football boots, and 5-irons and drivers. Home-made cannons, built from steam pipe and mounted on dead lawnmower chassis, have been known to be employed in some of Queensland's regional areas in toading, as well as SUVs.

All in all, an activity that individuals, groups and families can enjoy.
Hey, Headjob! We're going toading tonight! Want in?

Ah, looks like they're going toading. That, or it's some wierd form of cricket involving golf clubs.
Toading by RTM 1963 October 1, 2021

Trodding 

a cat who is doing the action of be “troppo zingaro”
that cat is trodding.
what do you mean, Kle?
he is being zingaro
Trodding by kleclub December 30, 2022

Toddigan 

A variation of a mulligan in golf where if a players loses both his initial shot and his Mulligan shot he can carry the Mulligan over the a different. A Toddigan can also be used as a provisional mulligan where if you find your first tee shot and do not wish to play your second ball you can keep your mulligan for a different hole
Todd, didn’t you use your Mulligan on the last hole, no that was a Toddigan because I found my first drive and it was in a Better position than my second shot.
Toddigan by Sermda May 3, 2023
When you wank someone off with the back of your leg, between the thigh and calf, whilst both reading a copy of Wind in the willows.
"Hey man, got a good toading last night" "Hope you had a good read of that son of a bitch too, good book!!"
Toading by Butt Chief. April 20, 2013
To creep or to follow. Especially over the left shoulder.
He has been tadding around all day.
Tadding by kmoney66475 November 30, 2010