Thunderbastard 

In football parlance, a screamer of a goal struck from distance with a high degree of power leaving the goalkeeper no chance.

That Jay Rodriguez for Burnley scored a Thunderbastard of a goal past the hapless David De Gea of Man Utd. (Cue mass exodus of Man Utd fans from Old Trafford}

Thunderbastard by Kebabob January 23, 2020

Alaskan thunderfuck 

Fucking a bad ass chick in a long john silvers freezer, lubed up with the blubber of wales you've poached

I Alaskan thunderfucked this bad ass chick the other day

Alaskan thunderfuck by Tanning Chatum April 21, 2017

Thunderful 

Something wonderful...but with added norse grimness.
Note: Only for the tru kvlt black met'lers.

Abbath: "How are you, Attila?"
Attila: "ERRGHGHHGH!!! FUCKING THUNDERFUL-UHHH!"
Abbath: "YEAH!!!"

Thunderful by Goulash Crompton February 13, 2008

ThunderFuckMcPickupTruck 

Where children are raped

"My son was taken by that thunderfuckmcpickuptruck, what a thundercuntasaurus rex

ThunderFuckMcPickupTruck by Kangarookicker69 June 16, 2020

Thunderbucket 

When one is afflicted by food poisoning or 'the shits', and you are confined to staying on the toilet producing inhuman quantities of faecal matter for up to several days.
I.E. "Ride the thunderbucket"

"Something in that burrito didn't go down well... had to ride the Thunderbucket all night last night!"

"If I eat that i'll definatly have to ride the thunderbucket."

Thunderbucket by wordsandthings September 4, 2011

thunderdump 

The act of defecation, where the person has been waiting for a long time and the result is an inordinately large and powerful session on the crapper. It could possibly break the bowl.

"Jeez Jonny. I just took a thunderdump. They'll hear that in china."

"That thunderdump ruptured something inside I tell ya mate."

thunderdump by Halit November 26, 2007

cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt 

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: you're a cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt!
Person 2: speachless.

cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt by JWILLY234567 October 23, 2013