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french thunderbird 

Champagne. Made popular by John Hodgeman in his third book, "That is All".
Garcon! Give me 2 bottles of your finest French thunderbird.
french thunderbird by bobo32 November 28, 2011

ford thunderbird 

A car that wants to be luxurious but fails at doing so. Mostly owned by men with large dicks, who often love other men.
Look at the homo cruising around in the Ford Thunderbird
ford thunderbird by *NotThisAgain* November 23, 2017

crotch thunderbird 

A reverse teabag in which the teabag-ee jumps into the teabag and slaps the taint
While on my date, I tried to teabag her and she gave me a crotch thunderbird.
crotch thunderbird by GooseGrim September 4, 2022

Reverse thunderbird 

When the owner of male genitalia enters their parter while being completely hard, using their appendage as the only body part to which they prop their body upward in an open armed and legged position presenting that of a bird in flight - typically facing in opposite directions, thus the “reverse” description. The position was inspired by the old 90s toy of a plastic bird figure that balanced gracefully on the tip of a finger appearing to be in flight.
Luke preformed a reverse thunderbird on Phil after an exceptional band practice that left both aroused and ready to fly.
Reverse thunderbird by SquishyP August 23, 2023

Cracking the Thunderbird 

When you put the pointer finger of one hand into a woman's vagina, the pointer finger of the other into her anus, in an alternating rhythm, as if you're trying to crack the combination of the Keyless Entry System on a 10th generation Ford Thunderbird.
"Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"Great! Ended up Cracking the Thunderbird on her."

2002 Ford Thunderbird

A luxury vehicle with a convertible body style made by Ford with 252 horsepower from its 3.9 liter DOHC V8 engine, paired with a 1 door on each side shell.
I have to scrap my 2002 Ford Thunderbird, unfortunately.