commander in theif 

The man in presently (at whatever time that might currently be) who is in charge of stealing as much money as possible for him or herself. This might be done through giving huge government contracts to their friends, or just kind of redirecting money into the proper bank accounts. This person is usually referred to as the "Commander in Chief" and/or "President of the United States". But we all know that if they aren't banging the ho under the desk, they are off to steal our money so why not change the name.

The commander in theif couldn't steal a pretzel if he tried.

commander in theif by CommieSmurf November 18, 2003

youtube theif 

A person that steals videos from other people putting them on youtube without crediting the creator. Or even bigger faggots will steal videos and claim they made them.

Guy 1: Dude, a Youtube theif stole my cartoon I put on Newgrounds!

Guy 2: That Sucks.

youtube theif by BlueFlashProductions June 24, 2008

Rebel Theif 

A person that steals from large corporate establishments for their own personal reasons.

Rebel Theives will never steal from friends or small business stores. The motive behind a Rebel Theif is generally taking things that are made in bulk and would have no effect on anything if it were stolen or gone missing.

John stole me a camera from Wal-Mart today, I would of bought it myself but I just got laid off from my job. I'm glad he's a Rebel Theif.

Rebel Theif by dave yasuo July 6, 2006

Freakin Chicken Nugget Theif 

1. A person who Shamelessly steals your chicken nuggets

whether you are, or are not looking.

2. An innocent act of act of friendly ness associated by hunger

An example of this would be sitting at McDonald's with a

group of friends, and theirs always that one person

who feels that have to reach into your food even though

they have their own food.

well whatever food that it is that they take from you,

they would then be given the title, Freakin "(food name)" Theif :)

or in this case, Freakin Chicken Nugget Theif :)

Freakin Chicken Nugget Theif by Rawzland Alexander September 12, 2010

Tape Theif

Someone who jumps on other peoples style. Originally is was for someone who copied tape to tape and then played it back for another audience reeking the reward of good style. It has been expanded to clothing, hair styles, tattoo's, piercings and even figures of speech.

Cool Guy "Damn, did you see John's Tattoo?"
Cool Guy 2 "I saw that on Paul at the party we were at two weeks ago, the ladies dug it!"
Cool Guy "OH man what a tape theif!"

Tape Theif by Drapz September 27, 2011

Keif Theif

Legend tells of a theif of keif, who steals yo keif, for your keif.

Where's my keif? Oh shit, we were hit by a keif theif!

Keif Theif by Jean Me July 3, 2022

Sneaker Theif 

Someone who is a bit random, coming out with weird things.

Joe and Dean walk into burger king. Joe goes up to the counter and says 'Sorry m8 we dont sell no burgerz here m8'
Dean says 'Joe you lil Sneaker Theif'

Sneaker Theif by JoE bLuD November 8, 2006