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shine the weasel 

i'm going to watch some porn and shine the weasel.
shine the weasel by G1969 November 6, 2017

Shine the horn 

“Shine the horn” means to have sex in a heterosexual manner, horn referring to a penis and shining it by having sex with a female
I’m going to hang out with my girlfriend and shine the horn.

I have some time off work and I’m going to party and shine the horn, then get back to work.
Shine the horn by Thomas Shelby 007 November 19, 2022

the ooh shiney disease

You are in a middle of a conversation and you see something shiney so you stop dead conversation and point it out.
She has the ooh shiney disease because she seen it sparkle.
the ooh shiney disease by Naynau February 21, 2018

Shine the shoe 

A dance move where one flicks their ankle in a left to right motion while bending forward towards said ankle, shimmying your shoulders and moving your hands as if you were shining your shoe
Have you seen the way Rach does the "shine the shoe"? She's such a good dancer.
Shine the shoe by shinemyshoe January 27, 2018

When the moon shines, the cow pees 

To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else
Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.

When the sun shines on Rjukan 

Meaning: Occurring with a very low frequency, suggesting that something is likely to happen only on exceptional occasions or not at all. It is used to describe an event or action that is close to not happening but is not entirely absent.
Example: "My application will be approved when the sun shines on Rjukan!"