Check The Nick 

Check the nick means check the state of you or you are a mess but is also used to define when something is bad or shit.

Lisa: Oh Linda, check the nick of Sean, he hasn’t showered in days.

Linda: I know he stinks of pish

Check The Nick by Rupture Godzilla vag February 17, 2019

Nick the sock 

A major turn of events

You just got Nick the socked

Nick the sock by Trueman Oner November 20, 2020

Nick the Stick 

An anorexic little shit who lives in the dirty Wu. He is a pro go carter but lost to a transgender in a race. He also can be found getting beat by his dad at night with a belt because he sucks at hokey.

Nick the stick is such a fag I played him in hokey and he started crying because he hurt his finger.

Nick the Stick by King Rickish May 31, 2019

Nick the Stripper 

Insect, insect, insect, insect
Incest, insect, incest, insect

Nick the stripper
Hideous to the eye
Hideous to the eye
Well, he's a fat little insect
A fat little insect

A fat little insect
A fat little insect
And OOOOOOHHHH!

Here we go again

Nick the stripper
Dances on all fours
Dances on all fours
He's in his birthday suit
He's in his birthday suit
He's in his birthday suit
He's in his birthday suit
And OOOOOOHHHH!

Here we go again

Nick the stripper
Hideous to the eye
Hideous to the eye
Well, he's a fucked little insect
A fat little insect
A fat little insect
A fat little insect
And OOOOOOHHHH!

Here we go again

Well, he's a fat little insect
A fat little insect
A fat little insect
A fat little insect
He's in his birthday suit
He's in his birthday suit
He's in his birthday suit
He's in his birthday suit

Insect, insect, insect, insect

Nick the Stripper by Death Menace March 8, 2023

Nick the faggot 

Nick that smells like a bag of dicks

Nick the faggot smells like a bag of dicks

Nick the faggot by Nickthefaggot December 26, 2018

nick the web chick 

the annoying ass internet girl on q102 who just sits there and spreads lies around the radio. she also has a tendency to overuse vowel sounds

heeeeeeeeeeeey guuuuys iiits nick the web chick aaandd you gottaaaaaa check ouut q102 dot com forr picss of JUUUUSTIN BIIEBBBERRR getting a tatttoooooo! youuu won't believveee where he got it!

all people listening to the radio immediately roll their eyes and switch to 96.5

nick the web chick by laceyyy August 3, 2010

nick the dick 

A term typically used to describe a simple minded douchbag. Qualities includes a low I.Q, dead end job, fuck boy mentality and refers to one's self as a "pussy".

A "Nick the Dick" usually lives in a trailer park and is a typical wife beater. Sadly if females pursue to date said fuck boy....bring a magnifying glass with you...the penis size is far below the normal average.

"Nick the Dick" usually associates with other slow minded individuals due to low mental functioning.

"Hey Joe! Have you seen Nick the Dick?",

"why yes I have....Wait....do you mean that giraffe ass necked mother fucker?"
"Yep! That be the one!"

nick the dick by Coolstorybro7 July 8, 2017