Flavor of the Month Friend

It's a person that's kept around for a period of time because they are of some sort of benefit to the person that's pretending to be their new BFF. The type of person that keeps Flavor of the Month Friends is egotistical, always cash strapped, borrows money and never gives you the money back, cannot be trusted with any personal 411 since they will tell it all over town, creeps on the significant others of their friends/flavor of month friends, a fickle fake "friend" who will uses you to benefit themselves and in the end they don't recognize who their true friends are because they just met their "new BFF" 24 hours ago.

Girl 1: Sheesh, I can't belive Sophia has a new Flavor of the Month Friend again. She told me that that she met this girl yesterday at the bar and now they're BFF's already.

Girl 2: I can't believe she ignores her real friends as soon as she finds a new "BFF" .I guess that's now her new "bestest girl"!

Girl 1: I think it's time to drop that girl because she don't recognize her real friends.

Girl 2: Yea, I agree. We're done with that girl!

Flavor of the Month Friend by sexxychicks February 19, 2010

Flavor of the month 

When a person perpetually dates different people for a short time only. They are always in a relationship, but every time you see them they are with someone new.

Jeff wants to bring the flavor of the month to the wedding.

Flavor of the month by angleb July 23, 2018

First-of-the-monther 

(noun) A person who receives some type of pension or government stipend or benefits, sometimes referred to as a “crazy check” traditionally distributed and redeemed during the first few days of every month. The stereotypes for such people are many and most all unbecoming, a first-of-the-monther might be considered by many in the workforce population as lazy, ungroomed, and lacking in social and vocational skills, they may be seen as criminal, within mental deficits, among other traits. The one trait universal to nearly all first-of-the-monthers lies in their very name, as they generally can be seen more in the general public scene around the first of the month, or within the first few days of any given month, patronizing grocery stores, retailers, banks, liquor stores, or the homes of known drug dealers of which they frequent.

Nikki was a definitive example of a first-of-the-monther, yet he drew no crazy check or any other type pension. Considering his current status he spoke out loud to himself, “Yeah, I’m definitely crazy, I mean how crazy is it to be crazy and not draw a crazy check?”
Answering himself, Nikki replied, That’s not crazy, nigga that’s just stupid!”

First-of-the-monther by Nikki Stixx April 9, 2023

flavor of the month 

something that is short lived, a fad

While Pokemon still has many fans, it is no longer the flavor of the month in our country.

flavor of the month by Light Joker July 10, 2007

employee of the month 

someone who is both a winner & a loser at the same time

look at that employee of the month. what a dork!

employee of the month by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

that time of the month 

to ride the crimson river

nuff sed, but gotta make example longer

that time of the month by gorillaman65 February 3, 2005

pinch and a punch for the first day of the month 

An Australian tradition that happens at the beginning of every month. You are meant to pinch and punch someone. If you say no returns, they can't kick or flick you for being so slick.

A pinch and a punch for the first day of the month.

pinch and a punch for the first day of the month by GTrain88 April 24, 2015