Johnny on the Twat 

When a woman uses the urinal in a portable toilet rather than sitting on the fecal-filled black hole of death.

This brave act takes great dexterity - is not recommended for women over 300 pounds and should be attempted for urinating only as feces may cause clogging of said urinal

Anybody know where the bathroom is?

Yeah, see that blue thing over there...it's a Johnny on the Twat

Johnny on the Twat by Exsalad January 4, 2010

Johnny and the Sprites  

the best show on playhouse disney =
it's only about 5 minutes long but it's on every day and i love it.

guy 1: DUDE, i watched Johnny and the Sprites yesterday.
i almost shit myself

guy 2: ...you would, dude.

Johnny and the Sprites by Tori ~ the amazing =] December 27, 2007

Johnny on the Richard 

Giving someone a terrible fucking. Spinning in a positive only to shit on them in the end.

She really gave me the old Johnny on the Richard today. She told me all day she was horny and ready to fuck, only for me to catch her sleeping with my dad.

Johnny on the Richard by whatintheHwashere December 27, 2020

Johnny and the Kid 

"Johnny and the Kid" an unseperable duo of great power.

Johnny and the Kid back at it again

Johnny and the Kid by Kuyob Enal October 17, 2022

Johnny on the Spot 

A portable toilet, or commode.

Man in nursing home: What the hell is that?
Nurse: It's a bedside commode, sir.
Man: I DONT NEED NO DAMN JOHNNY ON THE SPOT!!! I CAN WALK!

Johnny on the Spot by Paul Bishop December 14, 2008

AT Johnny on the Spot 

After hiking a long time you find a toilet that is obstructed. You poop on top of the toilet paper blockage and leave a message to the rest of them. This also applies for to every other blocked toilet.

Bro, I just did an AT Johnny on the Spot, that poor son of a gun

AT Johnny on the Spot by Mark2015 October 9, 2021

johnny on the spot 

The act of shitting on the sunroof of a car, which results in fecal matter splattered on the driver's head/face upon opening the sunroof.

I climbed up on Meredith's car and left her a little johnny on the spot before she left this morning.

johnny on the spot by "Jim Douche"/Erik Higbie August 19, 2009