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five seconds rule of the public toilet 

A rule apply for taking a shat in public toilet, stating that after you saw someone exited a public toilet, you can't enter and seat within 5 seconds, otherwise you will still feel the creepy warmth as if you are placing your ass upon another unidentified, disgusting ass that just pooped
Pete: Oh man I was about to shit my pants so I ignored the five seconds rule of the public toilet
Pete's boyfriend: We are not going to do anal for 5 months because of that
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Five finger jive on the leather cherry  

Speaks for itself, this is a means of a gentleman pleasuring himself (also know as wanking.
boys, She gives a good Five finger jive on the leather cherry

Sally Brompton Only Thinks Of The Angel Number Five Thousand And Thirty Five 

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Sally Brompton Only Thinks Of The Angel Number Five Thousand And Thirty Five

five finger death punch of war and the world's pain and suffering from hell

Person 1: 5fdp

Person 2 : NO FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH OF WAR AND THE WORLD'S PAIN AND SUFFERING FROM HELL!

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Level Thirty Five Roxas Defeating Sephiroth Within Eighty One Attempts: Hades Playthrough Was Ran Within A Hundred And Eighty One Tries: γ€ŠΒ€γ€‹The First Juvenile Release... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to Yu-Gi-Oh!
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