Hit the Christ

To ‘Hit the Christ’ is to fuck shit up, regardless of activity. One can hit the Christ while running, playing fortnite, reading, etc.

I’m off work, you want to hit the Christ?
Fucken rights bud

Who’s hitting the Christ tonight?
The whole crew brah

Hit the Christ by Lil pharma July 5, 2022

Christ the night 

An expression commonly used in Northern Ireland to show annoyance, anger or disappointment. Similar to, jesus tonight.

"Did ye hear the prices of bucky are going up?"
"Christ the night"

Christ the night by BuckyAddict November 30, 2018

Christ the king school

Christ the king school is full of fake hoes and thots. There have been multiple pregnancy scares and the school is very sexist and racist. Even though it is a catholic school they don’t act like it.

Christ the king school is a horrible school, please don’t go there.

Christ the king school by Spongyboi June 8, 2019

Christ the King 

Christ the King School is located in HOTlanta or Y'allywood. It is the definition of bullshit. it has some real fake ass hoes in it. Don't worry though. We ain't as holy as we seem. 7th graders and 8th graders Juul in the bathroom. The middle school is shit where dumb ass bitches and whore teachers are. None should come here bc it isn't the shit like they tell u. Everyone is annoying as fuck. Nobody deserves to go here. People there r pretty cool as long as they r not being fake ass assholes like normal. Nobody dates bc its fucking weird. WE AIN'T THAT CATHOLIC.

Christ the King school sucks ass

Christ the King by skurrtttttt March 6, 2019

Jesus Shit the Bed Christ 

A term used to address an event of either unbelievable, hilarious or ridiculous measure. These 5 words should only be used to address the occurence when it is of huge magnitude.

(Note - heavily accenting the 'Ch' in Christ always adds great emphasis upon deliverance of the phrase.)

First began to circulate in Essex, after a truly remarkable display of football acrobatics during a friendly game of 6-a-side, the phrase has now picked up a few more scenarios to be used in.

1) 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ! Did you just see that fucking goal?!'

2? 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, that truly was the fucking funniest thing I've ever seen.'

3) 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, did you just see that bitch spit a Melon out of her arse?!'

Jesus Shit the Bed Christ by TerranceGrapes April 24, 2011

The Banti-Christ 

The Banti-Christ is the ultimate loser, the embodiment of bad chat. May often quote scripture of when he/her used to be cool, but hates it when others do.

Booze-dodging-fun-sponge.

Can suck the banter out of a room at 20 paces.

Makes Jimmy Buffet look like a hero.

"Can you keep it down, I'm listening to Jimmy Buffet". - The Banti-Christ

The Banti-Christ by legay234 March 16, 2008

What the Jesus Christ man?! 

Similar to "What the Jesus?" but used in times of immense anger where no other words can come to mind.

Example 1:

After being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

Example 2:

After one walks in to find a significant other cheating:

"Honey this is not what it looks like"

Reaching for gun:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

What the Jesus Christ man?! by Rustee John April 19, 2008