the biscuit game 

A game u play where you circle jerk onto a biscuit and the last person to cum has to eat the biscuit covered in cum

"Dude this isn't time to have stamina! if your last you have to eat the biscuit filled with cum! Thats how you Play the biscuit game"

the biscuit game by Saile111 November 26, 2013

Bash The Bishop

To masturbate the male penis. A reference to the similarity of an erect penis to the shape of a classic Bishop chess piece.

Bash the Bishop: "I caught my little brother bashing his Bishop for the first time yesterday"

Bash The Bishop by snakehands July 7, 2010

as the actress said to the bishop

Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".

"as the actress said to the bishop"

as the actress said to the bishop by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005

Polish the Bishop 

To Jerk off, masturbate.

"When Ron is alone, he likes to polish the bishop"

Polish the Bishop by Ironmike2018 December 28, 2005

Buttered the Biscuits 

1. The act of pulling out during doggie style or anal sex and ejaculating on the persons butt cheeks. 2. Ejaculating on a female's butt cheeks after sex.

Janet and I had some great doggie style action last night. At the last second, I pulled out and "Buttered the Biscuits."

Buttered the Biscuits by Evil Genius Prime October 8, 2012

Flogging the Bishop 

A synonym for masturbation

Well now that your girlfiend broke up with you I'm sure you'll be flogging the bishop a lot more.

Flogging the Bishop by Dick Caswell USCG Academy March 21, 2011

Sink the Bismarck 

When you take a crap and the stools are exceptionally large.

"Man, after eating that block of cheese yesterday I really had to play Sink the Bismarck this morning"

Sink the Bismarck by castufari September 5, 2007