weird in the beard 

Its when some dude with fur on his face that your dating starts getting on your freaking NERVES

Stop putting my hood over my face, its getting all weird in the beard!

weird in the beard by ghostrider7 April 12, 2012

Fear The Beard 

Started at Kansas State University in 2009 because fans noticed Jacob Pullens beard. Pullen embraced the chant, and did not shave the beard until after Kansas States elite 8 loss to Butler. He has begun growing it out again and Kansas State is off to another great start.

Brian Wilson of the San Fransisco Giants also did this in the 2010 World Series. The beard won the giants a world series. The only controversy is who started the "fear the beard", and it was in fact Kansas State...not San Fransisco, but still an epic beard to be feared.

Ex. 1. Jacob Pullen made the country fear the beard after leading kansas state to an Elite 8.

Ex. 2. The San Fransisco giants slayed the Rangers because the Rangers Feared The Beard.

Fear The Beard by gap2132 December 19, 2010

leprechaun in the beard 

When a man with a large beard gives somebody a blow job, and the receiver of said blow job has ingested nothing but pineapple juice for the past 3 days.

Dude, he's on one of those weird cleanses-- don't hit him up on Grindr unless you're *trying* to get a leprechaun in the beard.

leprechaun in the beard by TeamHiscock January 15, 2014

Fuck me in the beard 

First popularized in the movie "Knocked Up" and more recently among fans of the football club Tottenham Hotspur, due to a fan known as "Dom18" it is a phrase used to convey shock or surprise.

"Newcastle United just made a sensible and well considered managerial appointment!"


"Fuck me in the beard!"

Fuck me in the beard by Zof Ynneb October 18, 2008

Fear The Beard 

It's not what you think it is.

It's a sex position where a man inserts his beard into the parter's mouth. The partner then will get scared of the beard. This would usually be the start of any sex, most commonly a 69. The Beard must not be less than 5.3 inches long.

DO NOT WALK ON IN THIS IF YOU CAN PREVENT IT!!!!

My Mom keeps saying," Fear the Beard." Dunno what she means tho.

Fear The Beard by diSdoOTer February 27, 2019

put the beard on

To clamp your mouth securely over the bearded clam of ones lady friend

Fancy a pint,

No i'm going home to put the beard on

put the beard on by Clive Pillowfriend August 20, 2007

Frosting The Beard 

When a man sporting a full beard goes down on a woman with a full bush.

Lumberjack Larry went down to eat Lydia, and thanked him by frosting the beard.

Frosting The Beard by Ms. Batwing January 19, 2008