The Butthole Tickling Bandit 

The Butthole Tickling Bandit is a completely safe person and should not be feared! If you come to him, ignore his charges, he will give you free cookies!

Bob: "DONT TRUST THE BUTTHOLE TICKLING BANDIT HE'S LYING"

The Butthole Tickling Bandit by The Butthole Tickling Bandit October 27, 2022

the bottled water bandit

An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces

news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing

me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this

the bottled water bandit by Hehe I cheated November 30, 2021

The pool table bandit 

Someone who steals pool balls and proceeds to ruin every game of pool he can get his hands on. Often waiting for the game to start before slowly making his way to the table to ruin it . The pool table bandit operates alone and takes his time stealing ball to ball.

Watch out this guy seems like the pool table bandit!

The pool table bandit by The pool table bandit himself November 22, 2021

The tasty kake bandit 

A sneaky little boi with a mustache And a itty-bitty goatee Who loves his tasty cakes yummy yummy yummy

“Hey boss what happened to all the tastykakes”
“Oh god oh god we got hit by the dastardly the Tasty kake bandit.oh no he must’ve waddled away with them“
“Ong?”

The tasty kake bandit by TheGrozzlyBear August 31, 2022

The ohio butthole tickling bandit 

A man from Ohio who represents the state, who goes around and mugs people by tickling their asshole so much that they shit on his hands and he steals it and gives it to the government for testing.

Jonathan was arrested after the Ohio butthole tickling bandit stole his shit and test results shown that he blazed 24/7

The ohio butthole tickling bandit by DICTIONARYMAN8 August 4, 2022

The ohio butthole tickling bandit 

The ohio butthole tickling bandit is a buff black man who tickles your butthole when you are in ohio, he uses a technique that makes you liquid shit all over his hand and he then takes your credit card and checks how much you blazed. if you have at least one case of blazing he will tickle your butthole until you shit out not only your dick, but your balls. and then makes you attracted to minors, play genshin impact on the toilet, and lose all memories of a father and mother.

Patricia: never go to Ohio!
Why?
Patricia: The ohio butthole tickling bandit is on the loose! And we both know that we blaze every week

The ohio butthole tickling bandit by MonkeyFucker9000 February 16, 2023

The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit 

A man who runs up to Ohio people and tickles their butthole with a technique that makes them shit everywhere, he then tastes the shit and decides if you blaze or not, if you do, he’ll call the police on you, watch out there in Ohio or you’ll be next!

The Ohio Butthole tickling bandit tickled me until I shat in his hand!

The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit by DICTIONARYMAN8 August 4, 2022