teacup ride

The act of finding a random midget in a crowd and jumping on their back. Using them as a rodeo bull

Hey bro let's go out and have a shot at the teacup rides

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Teacup Pigging

Monica Lewinsky fell for Bill Clinton's impressive teacup pigging skills.

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when guys use a teacup pig to attract girls; it usually is not effective but some girls have a weak side for teacup pigs because they are so cute

I'm going teacup pigging tonight to pick up some chicks at the mall.

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Eww why dose she teacup mouth in her photos

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A special breed of very short small bodied female cougar that only dates younger tall males.

Check out That guy over there with the short woman, is she his grandmother or is she a teacup cougaraffe?

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when bobby got his goody bag snatched from the mailbox he gave andrea a teacup t-bag like only a carnie can do

teacup t-bag by Spinnifer February 22, 2023

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Oh, he’s so short I thought he was a bottom! No gurl, that’s a teacup top

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