retard tamer

A person who has the job of taking mongaloids around town on stupid little outings to annoy normal folk in zoos, restaurants, at the movies, etc.. They do nothing to control the freaks while they shit their pants and scream. They believe that their effort makes the world a better place, but the truth is that the fucking retards probably don't even know where they are and the rest of us are made to feel uncomfortable by their tard squeals and grunts.

Great that god damn retard tamer is back with her parade of window lickers I hope that their van is hit by a truck.

by Jason Pens January 2, 2007

Slut tamer

A guy or girl who successfully dates (exclusively) a former slut and that slut is now faithful to the guy or girl.

There’s two scenarios for a someone dating a former slut
1. The slut continues to sleep around and is cheating their partner
2. The slut actually is exclusive and the person they are dating is a slut tamer

“I’m in a relationship now! Exclusive!”
“...but you’re a slut...”
“Guess he’s a slut tamer”
“Oh right on! Good for him!”

by Phase10 May 14, 2018

Shrew tamer

A man whose charm and masculine powers of seduction render even the most empowered women vulnerable to him. A feminist's Kryptonite. Derived from William Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew."

Person 1: I hear Tim got into April's panties.
Person 2: Yeah, pretty impressive. She's always saying she doesn't need a man.
Person 1: He's a shrew tamer, all right.

by ontherocks456 December 17, 2010

Weenie Tamer

A girl or guy, your preference, that settles you into a steady monogamous relationship and you stop fucking everyone else other than them.

Rachel is a weenie tamer. I finally settled down.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Nuke Tamer

The Nuke Tamer in Krunker.io you need a thousand Nukes to purchase it from the black market.

Unsai: I like to be gay while wearing my nuke tamer.
Joe: coo

by NovaPvP September 15, 2020

Toilet Tamer

Toilet Tamers are the toilet attendants you find in Bars and Night Clubs, invariably on a Thursday, Friday and Saturday night. They will have an array of hair taming gels, waxes and sprays, a duty free shop worth of fragrances and a load chuba chubbs and chewing gums. They will offer you soap and towels after you wash your hands and will expect money (or if you rather, a tip) in return. If you feel tight or think a you shouldn't be bullied into not washing your hands after using the loo you can: a)use the toilet freely before 7pm, b)hold it all night c) be brave - they don't expect to be tipped if you just take soap and a towel. you only need to tip if you use one of the expensive things (gels, perfumes etc). If you want to tip, you do it like in america - once at the beginning and again at the end of the night (depending on how long you stay there!)

Go to any large night club or bar on the afore mentioned nights and meet your very own Toilet Tamer!

by Ben Suuuuuuuuunders March 18, 2007

flamer tamer

A masturbation technique created in ancient times by ninjas. A determined ninja warrior would summon a massive boner, while dousing it in gasoline. The ninja then sets his erection on fire and masturbates until his enormous load of ninja semem has put the flames to an end. Hense the name "Flamer Tamer". (Warning: Do not attempt without parental supervision)

Ex-Ninja Scott: "I've heard of many occasions where fellow ninja have defeated an entire army while pulling a flamer tamer at the same time."

Ex-Ninja Delta Cobra Military Squadron Matt: "Oh I didn't know that."

by Ninja Scott E. April 16, 2006