swisher sweets 

Cheap cigars you can buy almost anywhere. They're alright, but I would rather spend the $3 it costs for a 5-pack of them to buy one better cigar.

The cigarillos, cinnamon flavored blunts and big swishers are alright, but the ones with tips and all the other flavored ones are crap.

swisher sweets by J.R. Johnson July 10, 2005

swisher 

see blunt

i love smoking swishers
nahh i like blunts
there the same you homeless crack head

swisher by emanbeastypants. April 29, 2012

swiffered 

To have posts or threads deleted on a food (FTV) message board.

Those bastards just deleted the thread on "Where can I get Rachael's knife?"

swiffered by Cookingood April 2, 2004

Swishers Deep 

A phrase commonly used when under the influence and lacking in Swisher Sweets.

Hey Kraig, how many Swishers deep are you?

Swishers Deep by unclekrackalacka October 17, 2010

Swished out 

High of smoking blunts, using swisher sweets

I was Swished out

Swished out by SweatyScrotumSunday October 26, 2016

Apple Sunshine Gerbil Swisher 

That atypical, half-baked, ego-milked, self-appointed guru of Pollyannaism - "These things don't happen to me" AppleUser.

*Once a rare closet-dweller - this scourge now iMuse themselves by re-coining tech with a blend of Pig Latin with pubesent life decisions and can typically be found wasting their time at the water cooler marauding other peaceful PC users. AKA iCrusaders

Oh here comes upper management Darren and Graham...what a bunch of APPLE SUNSHINE GERBIL SWISHERS.

Apple Sunshine Gerbil Swisher by Justice_With_Hellfires July 28, 2011

Slithered 

(v.) caught being a snake

“Susan got slithered when she was making out with Brad last night.”

Slithered by Mae Kae Sunner June 10, 2019