throw a turd and call it serving caviar 

This describes a situation, in which someone attempts to trick others into believing that shabby treatment is actually a good deal.

You don't fool me when you throw a turd and call it serving caviar !

throw a turd and call it serving caviar by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2017

self-serving friend

An individual who is only your friend to use you for their own personal gain and is magically not around when you actually need a friend. Also known as selfish and a bitch.

Wow, you know Jessica, we should have seen right through Rebecca, she is such a self-serving friend; she only wanted to be friends with us so she could pass bio lab.

self-serving friend by Good Friends United January 15, 2009

Serving cunt 

Similar to serving realness, serving cunt takes serving realness to the next level. It’s pussy power. Bold. To the point. And overall extravagant. Any gender is able to serve cunt. It’s a mindset.

Omg Chloe you’re serving cunt tonight!

Serving cunt by M1dn1ghtt0ker June 17, 2021

Serving Fish 

Term used in drag culture to refer to a queen that has a very feminine appearance.

Hey girl, you are serving fish tonite; I live!

Serving Fish by HC386 October 8, 2009

single serving friend 

A person you hold a conversation with while waiting in a public place, odds are you will never see this person again. You can make single serving friends while in line, on public transportation, at the movies, at amusement parks etc...

Don't let Kendra talk to strangers at Walmart, she attracts the weirdest single serving friends.

While at the movies, I made the coolest single serving friend, he was an author and could ride a unicycle.

single serving friend by Ayelura October 20, 2011

serving heat 

act of busting a cap in one's ass

"straight servin your ass heat" S.C Cartel
serving heat in the streets with mah lil deuce deuce, pop pop

serving heat by Swoopa March 1, 2009

serving face 

posing intensely in a photograph. Particularly working your face.
Commonly said by drag queens

"Yes girl! She was serving face!"

serving face by muffin shoppe December 9, 2007