Stuart 

An insecure, needy incel that spies on your phone and recites your search history/phone messages in casual conversation, hoping that you will return his man-child feelings for you.

Person 1: Hey, don't you think it's creepy that he knows exactly what you do on your phone?

Person 2: Yeah, he's probably a Stuart. I need a new phone.

Person 1: And some new passwords. Avoid that guy.

Stuart by AAAAAAAAAAUUGGGHH May 11, 2021

Stuart 

i A admirer of women who all but he can see are short, ugly and Northern.
ii A lady who would be admire by such a gentleman.
iii The art of being completely blind to what your friends are saying and admiring the ugly girl anyway.

i Tom "Oh my god it looks like that girl has been hit repeated around the face with a large metal bar while being trampled on my a marching band"
Dick "Wow, yeah she is rather fit isn't she!"
Harry "You're such a Stuart!"
ii A personal ad "I'm 4 ft 5 girl from Sunderland with a slight facial deformity"
Dave "She sounds like a real Stuart
iii Chris "Mate you've got to open your eye's she's ugly as sin!"
George "What are you talking about, she's gorgeous!"
Dave "You are acting like such a Stuart!"

Stuart by Andrew Charles Lloyd May 19, 2008

stuart 

greasy, mop headed, probably a virgin, very pale white and can rarely be seen outdoors

guy was suck a stuart

stuart by Notawallpuncher January 3, 2019

stuart 

1. short
2. over sensitive
3. hairless
4. video game addict
5. always says wat up

6. spells bored as board
7. likes strange music

lisa: wow someone just texted me

nicole: what did they say?
lisa: he said he's listening to you belong with me.

nicole: wow such a stuart move.

stuart by alleyesonhalladay July 26, 2009

Stuart 

A lazy middle class hippie crackhead you see around in the 90s. The moment you walk into his room you’ll feel high. Plays Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” on loop for hours. Friends will call him Stu or Stupig.

Hey Stu!

I wonder if Stuart is still alive now, he probably died of OD tho

Stuart by MarsLuvTabi August 7, 2018

Stuart 

A short boi who can only play rainbow six seige all day cuz he is lame, he also is hit on frequently by gay gym teachers and is occasionally refered to as “a dream”. Stuarts are small and run fast and have female troubles with slutty hoes possibly named tracy. And has intense dreams of orgys with foxes.

Cool dude:Yo that tracy wants your dick stuart
Stuart:she nasty as fuck bro
Cool dude: oh yeah i forgot you and the gym teacher ;)
Stuart: fuck off mate

Stuart by Smartboywhohatesevilshrimp August 31, 2018

Stuart 

A complete idiot and back stabbing self pleasurer. Likes to spread rumours and the biggest snowflake you will ever meet

That guy is such a stuart

Stuart by Stuarthater March 6, 2019