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stonelegs

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1.) A person who sucks at soccer and even gets made fun of by the coach of the team
2.) A player that gets no respect from his fellow teammates
3.) The team bitch
Allen(in a BITCHY voice): Coach can I please go in?
Coach: No Allen! You are terrible, stonelegs!
Team: Ahhahahahahahaha, STONELEGS , ahahahahahahhaha
by nottobynoble January 11, 2009
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Stoney Face

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The condition one gets when trying to not look high on marijuana. Most commonly seen on first time users. consists of opening eyes extremely wide, small smirks, jaw clenching and short usually one-worded answers followed by long rambling ones.
Mom: hey honey did you have a good time?
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.
by Tortellini friendship June 20, 2011
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Stoney

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Someone or something that possesses a laid back, hippie-esque quality.

A relaxed atmosphere, state or setting.
I was straight chillin' in a stoney hash bar in Amsterdam when I thought to myself, "I need a blumpy"
by Pimp Daddy July 14, 2003
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A bomb-ass treat you create when your really stoned and hungry.
That milkshake with oreos, milk, chocolate syrup, and a snack pack was an amazing stoney-treat last night!
by Stoney McStonerson55 September 17, 2010
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stoney bologna

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The state of mind one can reach through the act of smoking marijuana. One can indentify if stoney bologna is reached through the followiinng; uncontrollable giggling/laughing, the inability to form sentences, the need to consume any/all food around you, ect.
"Yo...I'm stoney bologna. Pass the marshmallow mateys."
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my stoney baby

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a term in the 311 song entitled 'My Stoney Baby", possibly refering to a partner to get high with - the gender of the partner is to be determined

in other cases, maybe just a term for a guy to call his girlfriend, or vise versa
Mutt: Whats goin on later?
Jeff: Gonna go drive up to see my stoney baby
by angelsbruins July 25, 2008
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stoney creek

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the one place where everyone just walks around the parks and down the streets looking for weed. all day, everyday, we just look for weed and smoke it in one of the many forests or down by the lake in Winona. but there are always assholes who try and make you stop and get out of the forests, but we just tell them to fuck off.
<1> "yo whats goin down"
<2> "wanna chill in stoney creek and look for bud?"
<1> "sure"
<3> "you shouldn't do that!"
<1> "fuck off"
by creeks September 21, 2007
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