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Sleeping vag 

Verb. and Noun.
The situation when, after coitus, two people, in that case one male and one female, lay still on their sides (also called spooning), in which the penis of the male person remains inside the female person's vagina, until it ultimately becomes flask and inert. When the two people fall asleep under the effect of post-coitus endorphin, that's where the term takes all its sense. Do not mistake with the similar term Sleeping Bag.
'' I had a fabulous time last night ! We had loveful sexual intercourse, and then we remained in a sleeping vag.''
Sleeping vag by Xaramolly May 5, 2012
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When you have tea, but you’re letting it sit. Keeping the information to yourself for the moment
Me: hey, Caleb, got any tea?
Caleb: yeah, but it’s sTEAping right now.
sTEAping by It’s just me sTEAping November 12, 2019

sleeping on me 

Philemon was sleeping on me and my ability to get girls
sleeping on me by Bigcoco44 July 11, 2016

stepping razor 

A dangerous person that is not to be messed with, referring to the fact that they are quick to fight
The one thing that I can guarantee
I'm like a stepping razor, I suggest you stay fair with me

- Godlovesugly, Atmosphere
stepping razor by delasoul November 7, 2007

street sweeping 

When the night out is over and you are trying to find any girl to bring home
last night I was downtown and and there was no cute girl so I decided to go street sweeping and find any girl I could to bring back to my house
street sweeping by doitlikeshehot February 3, 2010

Schrödinger’s sleeping child 

The mother does not know whether or not her child is playing DS under the covers or sleeping, and until she lifts the covers, the child will be in a state of simultaneously playing DS and being asleep.
There goes my son, ever Schrödinger’s sleeping child, can never tell if he's sleeping or playing on that damned game boy I bought him.