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spidergasm 

The sudden rush of aggravation and disorientation felt when becoming ensnared in a previously unnoticed spider web, often accompanied by random thrashing movements. The intensity of a spidergasm may be heightened if the subject is not fully awake or suffers from arachnophobia. A secondary effect may be felt up to an hour later if the spider responsible for the web is found in the subject's hair or clothing.
Chuck lapsed into an uncontrollable spidergasm as his face brushed against a web as he exited his house.
spidergasm by Some Guy with DSL September 23, 2005

Spiderism 

The polytheistic religion based on the group and teachings of the Spider Gang, or its beliefs and practices. One must support the beliefs of the gang in order to be accepted as a Spiderist. Places of worship include, but are not limited to; the basement and the streets. Practices of this religion involve doing drugs, listening to the gangs music, participating in fanart friday, and placing cards against humanity boxes in children’s aisles.
Soon after I found out about Spider Gang and their ear rape penis music, I started to believe in Spiderism.
Spiderism by tricksick October 17, 2020

fucking spiders 

An exclamation of sheer disbelief or wonder.
Fucking spiders, check out the legs/tits/arse on her

spiderdust

Spider Dust n. : Also known as cheese extract, Spider Dust is a strong stimulant mostly used as a recreational drug. It is commonly snorted (via eye sockets), inhaled, or injected into the veins. Mental effects may include loss of contact with reality, an intense feeling of being a spider, or “shooting some webs your way.”
Get me some of that spiderdust
spiderdust by A_person September 9, 2015
THIS IS A TERIFYING BUG
H: What’s your boggart Ron?
R: sPiDeRS tHeY WaNt me tO TaP dAnCe

@SpidergunYT 

A furry who live-streams and is very funny
@SpidergunYT:¨ Whats up my gigity gamers today we are playing Terraria with shade and syrup exe¨
@SpidergunYT by Bumblebeeeeeeee January 25, 2023