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Internet Spelunker 

An internet spelunker is someone who wanders the web looking to find unusual, old, and hard to reach information. They may do this in many ways including but not limited to browsing TOR, deep webbing, torrenting, looking for obscure search terms, browing 4chan, and following links on defunct web sites. Internet spelunkers often have large collections of unusual images and strange web addresses they have found and can find almost anything you're looking for nomatter how obscure even if it may take them a little while to find it.
Damnit, 4chan has failed to find the source of that pic. Anyone know an internet spelunker?
Internet Spelunker by Tree Goblin February 21, 2015
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Covid Spelunker 

Covid Spelunker

A male that has been cooped up too long during his Covid-19 lockdown and begins exploring for new holes and openings in which he may insert his already worn genitalia to get off and pass the time.

The lockdown was so long I became a covid spelunker. I was fucking any hole I could explore. I took a door handle off, I found a pipe in the garage, a milk jug. I was desperate.
Covid Spelunker by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

chunk spelunker 

One who willingly engages in ass play with a partner who has not first cleaned their anus and rectum with an enema or at least a finger and a lot of soap.
"It isn't necessary to be a chunk spelunker if you've got a colon hydrotherapist in the neighborhood"

ass spelunker 

An ass is somebody's bottom or more specifically in this case an anus.
A spelunker is an unexperienced person who has an interest in entering or enters caves.
Therefore, an Ass Spelunker is somebody who has an interest in exploring or does explore the cave-like orifice of an anus.
In South Park Terrance and Phillip call eachother Ass Spelunkers.
You love to fuck suzie in the butt, you ass spelunker!!!
ass spelunker by acarmizzle April 5, 2007

swedish spelunker 

the art of giving a guy oral intercourse and deepthroating his cock to the point where it causes the person to upchuck on said cock. after which the man proceeds to anally penetrate the person using the fresh puke as lubrication.
zach likes giving swedish men swedish spelunkers in sweden on swedish holidays.

fecal spelunker

Chrithtopher ith a fecal spelunker.
fecal spelunker by sbo May 14, 2011

anal spelunker 

A being who enjoys inserting ones enlarged erected genitalia into another beings anal cavity(s).
"Shut up Craig, stop being gay, you anal spelunker."