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Houston Sparkler 

When your partner performs oral sex on you whilst having pop-rocks in their mouth, creating a tingling sensation which can be quite pleasurable.
Me: Bro, this chick gave me a Houston Sparkler last night.

Bro: Shit, I just got a regular BJ.

Me: Rough, bro.
Houston Sparkler by da howla January 25, 2011

Sparkle Pony 

A high maintenance person at the Burning Man Festival who is unprepared for the harsh camping environment and becomes a burden to their camp-mates.
Burner #1: "Can you believe that Sparkle Pony over there brought 60 costumes but only 2 gallons of water and some ramen noodles?"

Burner#2: "Yeah. They asked me where the food court was located."
Sparkle Pony by InsertCoolNameHere February 18, 2010

sparkledog 

Sparkledog is a term for an animal character, popularly a wolf or dog, which has unnatural colors, strange, usually clashy markings, lots of fluff and often a large amount of accessoiries like piercings, bandanas and collars, which it could not possibly apply to itself since it has no thumbs.

Usually used as a Fursona, they generally tend to have human intelligence and personality, although they are pretty much always quadrupedal.

Most have a backstory, which is usually rather complicated. A commonly used backstory is that the creature is an escaped lab animal. A style of backstory which is often used to explain its less realistic traits.

Sparkledogs tend to be drawn in a fuzzy and long-legged style, they usually do not closely resemble real dogs and may have additions like human hairstyles, retractable claws or wings.

There are generally two kinds of sparkledog: one kind is usually black or dull tones, evil or emo and has lots of spiked or 'gothy' items and usually a hairstyle which covers one or both eyes.
The other kind is more colorful, often incorporating rainbow colors in their design and commonly of magical origins. Those tend to be rather happy-go-lucky.

The term is generally used in a derogatory sense, since sparkledogs are often seen as trying too hard to be original. It can be misspelled for effect. If the animal is not a wolf or dog it can either be called a sparkleanimal, or 'dog' can be replaced by whatever species it is.
Someone just requested me to draw a sparkledog.
sparkledog by Griffinsong March 8, 2009

Caitlin (Sparkles)

Someone who is the very definition of beautiful. That is, someone who is pleasing the senses or mind aesthetically and is of a very high standard; excellent (see def. of beautiful). The very presence of this person will light up the entire room because of her bubbly attitude and perfected smile. Usually characterized by her strawberry blonde/red hair, and gorgeous blue eyes, that hold more beauty then the ocean. She is always seen dancing and hopping about, and most definitely loves Disney films. She is very intelligent, but always has moments that reveal her puppy-like cuteness. Most notably, a "Caitlin" usually leads a life of freedom and spontaneity. The only people fit to love a "Caitlin" are men who are 6'1, at least 205 lbs but in athletic shape, with brown hair, and must be generally great at everything.
Person 1: I love Caitlin (Sparkles), she is the best thing to ever happen to me

Person 2: No! I love her as well!

Person 3: But I love her!

Relatively short guy: Do any of you meet said qualifications to love such an elegant creature?

Person 1,2,3: Nooooo?

Person 19: I DO!

Everyone else: Aww darn we jealous, so jealous...
1. to knock someone out

2. to be in an ineriated state off drugs or/and alcohol
1. "The poor boy got sparked by the bouncer"

2. "He's had too much to drink, he's sparked"
Sparked by Mr T March 9, 2004

sparklefuck 

-ing v. the action of two vampires' raucous lovemaking

n. an exclamation of frustration
VERB ie. Bella and Edward were sparklefucking and created the adorable immortal child Renesme.

ie. OH SPARKLEFUCK!!!