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spank bank 

What you accuse your co-workers of compiling when they take a work-related photo of you.
Hey Lauren, you're keeping that picture you took of me installing the exhibition on the second floor for your spank bank, hm?
spank bank by 2girls1account October 14, 2019

Spank bank 

It’s a bank where you go to get spanked, for sexual pleasure including cock and ball torture.
Person 1: Did you hear that Michael owns a spank bank?
Person 2: Yeah he gave me a discount after whooping my cushion
Spank bank by Spank master 2 February 1, 2021

Spank Bank 

Asset
A memory bank of your naughty incidents your partner accumulates allowing him to throw you over his shoulder and spank you along the way prior to having his way with you.
You put googly eyes on his licence; That’s one for “The Spank Bank”
Spank Bank by Squid Taco March 30, 2022

SPANK BANK 

A container to hold all your sex toys, for later use 😉.
Just wait Baby, I'll be right back, I have to grab something from the SPANK BANK
SPANK BANK by Peachy_107 May 30, 2022

spank bank directory 

n.
long term memory bank of a person's favorite sexually stimulating memories with some fair internal organization for the individual to regularly consult for sexual self-stimulation when needed.
Since I was old enough, my spank bank directory contains almost all my memories of panty & thong sightings even dating back to the earliest days I've learned to wank and I still continue to use them to this day.

Spank Bank Folder 

Noun: A folder on your computer dedicated for images taken from the internet and from social media websites like Facebook and Twitter of sexually attractive people for you to pleasure yourself to later.

A lazy, digital replacement for a regular spank bank that consists of images you remember in your head.
Person #1: "Hey dude, what's in that folder on your laptop called White Snake Lullabies?"

Person #2: "It's my spank bank folder man, it has nothing but naked porn stars and my hot Sorority friends in bikinis dude."

Person #1: "Why is it called White Snake Lullabies?"

Person #2: "It's an innuendo dude, I'm not stupid enough to call it Spank Bank."
Spank Bank Folder by Stang July 19, 2012