Social Sleeping 

Coidosis.

A term that is more socially accepted in certain groups of human species, as per se; social drinking or social smoking.

It takes away from the taboo stigma due to the added social perspective.

Guy 1: "Did you hear that they have been social sleeping since they hooked up on Monday?"

Guy 2: "How inappropriate! At least they are being social I guess…"

Social Sleeping by Notaschrimp February 6, 2014

Give Me Your Social Security Number 

Put your digits in the comments.

Nah just kidding GMYSSN is just a classic internet joke that's sometimes not a joke

Youtuber(Seemingly Joking): Give Me Your Social Security Number
Comments: 123456789
Youtuber(Ded Serious): The REAL ones >:
Comments(Crying): #########

Give Me Your Social Security Number by TNWii.Erlyacss November 3, 2020

Broken Social Scene 

An awesome indie/alternative band. Best known for songs like Anthems for a Seventeen Year Old Girl, Stars and Sons, Looks just like the Sun and 7/4 (Shoreline) which was released as a feature on YouTube. Emily Haines from Metric often does vocals for them.

Looking for some refreshing indie music? Buy "You Forgot It In People" by Broken Social Scene.

Broken Social Scene by Nei Nei December 9, 2008

Social Sketworking 

Social sketworking can be abbreviated to "sketworking". Browsing a social networking site for promiscuous looking mutual friends or "skets"

Contact is then made with said "sket", using any mutual friends or common interests as leverage against her thighs.

"Sketworking" is not to be confused neither with "Hohunting" nor "Slagtagging", both which are completely separate activities.

Bro I'm bored. Ima do some social sketworking real quick.

Social Sketworking by callmefunny April 5, 2011

Social Smooshing 

The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.

Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.

Social Smooshing by smebobo January 28, 2021

Anti-Social Social 

While at a party with friends, instead of being social and interacting with others at the party, you are playing on Facebook or Twitter.

Christa was at the pool party with a bunch of friends. Instead of swimming and socializing with everyone else, she was off in the corner playing around on Facebook, She is so anti-social social.

Anti-Social Social by fonzy bat June 10, 2013

social security 

A pyramid scheme run by the US Government. They promised to take your money to invest it for you so you'd have enough money to retire on, but from the very beginning they've just paid the people who are over 65 with the money sent in by the workers under 65. For any other organization to do this would be illegal. They don't make any real investments at all. They only 'invest' in other government agencies, which means they'll end up being paid back with yet more tax money taken by force from hard working Americans.

Joe Average says "I wanted to invest my money in a private account that I could control in order to plan for my retirement, but after paying tax for Social Security I didn't have enough left over to do that. If Social Security is so great, why do they have to force you to pay for it under threat of prison? If it was really so great, wouldn't people participate voluntarily?"

social security by Jake August 10, 2004