Smoothier 

A title bestowed to the best smoothie makers in the world; true masters of their art.

This title is given once per year in the annual smoothie making competition held in Geneva, Switzerland.

Jonathan was fed smoothies in utero and started making his own at the age of 2. He has made millions of smoothies in his lifetime for celebrities and royalty alike, most notably Princess Diana (post mortem), Chuck Norris' beard, Charlie Sheen's hair, and Kim Jung Il. He is also a 12 time winner of the International Smoothie Award and was named Smoothier for the past 10 years running.

Smoothier by JonnyOptimus October 3, 2016

Smoothie Bowl 

step 1:
put some shit in a blender

step 2:
pour it in a bowl

step 3:
be pretentious

How to make a smoothie bowl: put a smoothie in a bowl

Smoothie Bowl by gay of thrones August 28, 2020

Chocolate smoothie 

The act of anal to ejaculation, followed by a tossed salad, then usually followed by a kiss.

Dude, you are sick. I can't believe you gave her a chocolate smoothie.

Chocolate smoothie by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008

short smoothie 

When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.

"How did it go with Kevin last night?" .. "Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a short smoothie. I got dressed and left."

short smoothie by vit2010 December 25, 2010

Choo Choo real smoothin 

To just be chillin or going with the flow

Friend: “Bro I’m so stressed out I didn’t study for this test.”
Me:“Can't relate. I’m choo choo real smoothin over here”

Choo Choo real smoothin by mony p-p-pony February 8, 2019

Smoothe Rodriguez 

The act of pushing or rubbing your penis against someones ass while walking or standing in tight spaces.

When he followed through the turnstile he gave her a Smoothe Rodriguez.

Smoothe Rodriguez by Pissrod January 30, 2010

BL smoothie 

Bud Light aka a lighter version of Budheavy. Always a solid choice instead of Natty Light or Keystone Light.

Yo, just pick me up a case of BL smoothies and meet me at Barnaby's.

BL smoothie by Hudstock August 2, 2009