Skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Used to describe a very small and Ugly Penis

girl 1:"I saw mike naked...he's been skinny dipping with snapping turtles."

girl 2: "That small huh?"

girl 1: "yeah...I had a hard time not laughing."

Skinny dipping with snapping turtles by grizzlyjack July 6, 2010

skinny dipping 

When an idiot man takes the plunge (so to speak) by having unprotected sex with a dirty fat girl. This is usually done under the influence of alcohol, but does not hold up as a valid excuse.

Guy #1: "Did you hear about Nick?"

Guy #2: "Yeah! That idiot got drunk on sloe gin and went skinny dipping with Steph at Dave's party last weekend!"

Guy #1: "Indeed he did. I bet she gave him something he won't be able to scrub off with Ajax, Lava soap and an S.O.S pad! Hahahaha what a fuckin' dolt!"

skinny dipping by pompeiialltheway March 11, 2012

Skinny Dipping 

Using your finger to scoop a tasty snack out of someone's ass.

I went skinny dipping at midnight with my friends.

Skinny Dipping by Coach Blevins April 5, 2009

skinny dipping 

Skinny Dipping is like swimming and sex. You are naked in open water, while in a sexual intercourse. It's done mainly where the water is warm, like the beautiful caribbean... It f.u.n.!

Chris and Sophie were skinny dipping at the lake.. nobody can ever keep them appart!

skinny dipping by Sophie August 21, 2006

Skinny Dipping 

Chewing tobacco in the shower

Best way to wake up is with big digger and cold water

Had to get up at 6 for PT, so I went skinny dipping to get me going

Skinny Dipping by CFInfantry April 14, 2010

skinny dipping 

the act of going into to a pool naked and fucking swimming with the hottest bitch in town

That bitch sucked me while we where skinny dipping

skinny dipping by Your moms pimp August 21, 2006

skinny dipping 

getting high naked; see swimming

The partygoers thought I was strange that I took off all my clothes before hitting the bong, but skinny dipping is the best way to swim.

skinny dipping by Kodiak August 21, 2006