sidewalk showdown 

That awkward situation when you and another person are walking towards each other down a long sidewalk or hallway as you try not to make eye contact.

What to do if you find yourself in a sidewalk showdown...

a. Pretend you're looking at something when you're not,
b. Pretend to use your phone / ipod
c. Panic,
d. Stare them down

sidewalk showdown by MN Rainmakerzzzz March 23, 2010

bathroom showdown

When you try to poop in a stall at work but there is someone in another stall doing the same thing.

I tried to poop during my lunch break but I lost the bathroom showdown and held my poop until I got home.

bathroom showdown by kytx September 22, 2016

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny 

This is a song from Lemon wich describes the battle between almost every hero in the world. It all started with Godzilla 'hopping' around Tokyo city. Then came Batman, Shaq, Aaron Carter, Abraham Lincoln, Optimus Prime, Indiana Jones, Chuck Norris and many others.

This song can be found with video on Newgrounds.

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo city like a big playground.
When suddenly Batman Burst from the shade.
Hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade...

...This is the ultimate showdown
of ultimate destiny.
Good guys, bad guys and explosions.
As far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive. I wonder who it will be...

...Angels sang out in an immaculate chorus,
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris.
Who delivered a kick,
wich could shatter bones,
into the crotch, of Indiana Jones...

...war went on for a century,
many lives were lost but eventually
a hero stood, the rest saw the better.
Mister Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by UltimateShowdown April 13, 2010

Slippery Showdown 

While fucking a girl from behind, you grab an alcoholic drink of some sort and continue drinking while still fucking.

Lastnight while I was banging this chick I gave her one hell of a Slippery Showdown

Slippery Showdown by AproudAlcoholic March 27, 2010

Chinese Showdown 

It is the phenomenon of four cars, almost always driven by Chinese women or old men, coming to a confusing stop at an all way stop sign at the same time. Each driver, engulfed in terror, will tentatively drive forward at the same time until they see the other three drivers do the same. At this point all four drivers simultaneously slam on their brakes. This act will be repeated several times until all four cars are wedged together in the middle of the intersection.

Sorry I'm late I got stuck behind a fucking (Chinese Showdown). Why the fuck do you live in this fucking (gook) neighborhood anyway?

Chinese Showdown by jimmy the driver November 3, 2009

Farty Showdown 

Sounding off several farts in one session. Most efffective when others participate.

Caleb and Mike had a Farty Showdown after their Bean Tacos.

Farty Showdown by Deep Thinker October 1, 2009

jizz showdown 

a mix between bukkake and limp biscuit. several buddies jerk off around a special slut. the first man to blow his load all over her tits gets to fuck her

Jim: So joe, what are you doin tonight?

Joe: Oh, just havin a jizz showdown on a special slut with some buddies.

jizz showdown by Brave Red May 11, 2006