i shitted my pants i am for real 

its like when you shit your pants but its not fake its for real

steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real

i shitted my pants i am for real by therealdumpsterfire February 26, 2023

Shitted 

Basically Shit, but EDP language.

I almost shitted myself at school, god damn.

Shitted by maaaaaads July 28, 2020

shitted on your own doorstep 

its basically means..you got caught cheating and was foolish to do it so near your locality of where you live..

"i shitted on your own doorstep"-i was in my local bar and who walks in only my nextdoor neighbour nosiest and boring cow in town,who eyes nearly popped out ..caught red-handed smooching another

shitted on your own doorstep by freespirit1986 March 4, 2009

Bull Shitted 

The past tense of Bull Shit.

I completely bull shitted last night's homework.

Bull Shitted by IDon'tLookABitLikeJesus December 3, 2009

shitted 

The word shitted derives from the phrase "being high as a kite" . To get shitted you must intake copious amounts Marijuana. The best marijuana to get shitted on is kush or hydro. If you smoke out door weed its just shit and you won't get the whole side effect of truly being shitted. To enjoy being shitted at its maximum peak make sure you prepare yourself well. Some items you will need are water, juice, cookies, pizza, chips and a well prepared set of lungs

that bowl just got me shitted

shitted by ross boss July 15, 2014

shitted up

to get pissed around, to be in a state after just breaking up with your bird/lad, to be annoyed.

Gaz - You seen Baz lately?
Chaz - Nope, he's been pretty shitted up after Lozza dumped him for Daz.
Gaz - Fuck.

shitted up by Cat(: February 8, 2008

Shitted 

When you get too spooked

I just shitted myself.

Shitted by bigman234 January 1, 2020