The Shetland Pony 

Sex act where the man ties a woman to a pony ride. As she crawls around the circle on her hands and knees, the man slaps her in the face and the ass with his dick. When ready, he blows his load on an apple and feeds it to her.

Bill: Meredith, do you like ponies?
Meredith: I love them!
Bill: Would you like to ride The Shetland Pony?

The Shetland Pony by Daddy Pumpkin December 16, 2015

Shetland 

A group of islands, basically shitter Faroe Isles.

I wanted tae head tae Faroe and they fuckin flew me tae Shetland. At least their name says hid all, utter shet. Nu'in but shet ponies and nothing tae dae but stare at this shet fancy-pansy Iron Age dome thing and feel sorrie fur the locals. Fuckers mist be bored noo.

Shetland by Bongosalad994106 June 27, 2022

Shitland Shepard 

To deficate on an animal during anal sexual intercourse in an attempt to color the fur brown. Thus creating said shitland shepard.

Whoa man I can't believe you gave that dog a full on shitland shepard!!!!!

Shitland Shepard by Sherman the Shepard October 24, 2009

shitland street 

another name for the iconic New Zealand tv show Shortland Street. Mostly used by haters of the show, who have a dick in their mouth

Hayden: Ima watch Shortland street
Joe: you mean shitland street
Hayden: Go commit scooter ankle

shitland street by divoc91 February 4, 2021

Shetlander 

a person from the shetland isles that enjoy cars, alcohol and sex.
they speak there own little lingo.

Shetlander 1: what dee get up tae last night den?
Shetlander 2: went oot fir a peerie dram.

Shetlander by spspspspsp April 29, 2010

Shetlandic 

A dialect formed in the Shetland Islands.

Words which sooth-moothers don't seem to understand.

The dialect is dieing out because of all the american tv aired in britain.
Now mostly only old people speak Shetlandic.

(Sooth-moothers are southern-speakers)

I couldn't understand a word he was saying, he was speaking in Shetlandic.

Shetlandic by diddybug December 23, 2009

Shetlands 

Defecating. Having a poo.

I'm just going to the Shetlands.

Mate, I've been to the Shetlands so much today I must be clocking up bare frequent flyer miles

Often shortened to just 'shetty'

Shetlands by Fizifty Sizzent October 14, 2007