Shelton's Law 

(noun):

1. The law that is imposed upon everyone once 2:00 A.M. has arrived but is only imposed after someone yells it to the group at hand. Which then, after the law has been stated, the group (or person, if said person states it upon his or herself) must stay up for the rest of the night and long into the next day, no matter what (unless a person can provide a legitimate reason as to why they need sleep that particular night).

JS: It's 2:00 A.M. already?

JB: Wait no I- !!

JS: SHELTON'S LAW!!!!!!

JB: *sighs* Alright fine, let's go get coffee and some Monsters.

JS: WHOO!! Never gonna sleep!!! *darts out of the room*

Shelton's Law by Phoenix_Gold September 28, 2011

Shelton Gaels 

The Shelton Gael's are a football team, that on the weekend get Fucked up after a big win. They come to school with hangovers and smoke weed. They are Legends of the school.

Those Shelton Gaels party hard.

Shelton Gaels by xGaelxIx November 18, 2010

Shelton High Shool

A Great Place To Learn And Get High

"Shelton High School is Ghetto"

Shelton High Shool by AzOOmA October 24, 2003

Shelton Special 

When a woman urinates into a glass then the male blows his load into the same glass. One of the two drink it and then go back and forth swapping the urine filled semen into the others mouth. Then to finish the males spits the finished product into the females rectum.

My man gave me a nice Shelton special last night.

Shelton Special by ASovo23 August 8, 2014

Shelton Curve 

A bend or curve in a penis that causes difficulty during urination. The Shelton Curve can be genetic or the result of trauma to the shaft of a penis.

I'm sorry I peed on the floor again... my Shelton Curve makes aiming impossible!

His Shelton Curve was so bad he couldn't even put his cock all the way in.

Shelton Curve by Lexicunt May 31, 2021

Shelton, CT 

The only place in the world that manufactures the wiffle ball. Also known for its downtown section, that only looks good in comparison to it's rival city, Derby, the smallest city in CT. Shelton High is also home to most marijuana in New England, and the third most in the country. The city is part of Fairfield County and takes pride in that, but the rest of Fairfield County wishes that Shelton didn't exist. The majority of Shelton consists of do-rags, mullets, and a middle class. This middle class consists of many people who only want to get out of the city. Shelton is also in the middle of nowhere, and it takes about 10 to 15 min to get out of it. After that, anywhere else in the world only takes 5. Usually when you have friends outside of Shelton, they are ashamed that you are from Shelton and when they tell people you are from Shelton they say it in a funny voice because thats how it should be said. The city is also home to an array of lawn ornaments, including marble lions, pink flamingos, giant horse statues, and colorful pinwheels. There is a large population of Italian and Portuguese people in Shelton, who are immensely proud of their heritage. The mayor of Shelton has been the same for what its seemed like a century, and its considered blasphemy to vote against him. Wal-mart is where a lot people shop, and its rare that you find these people in a store outside of the city.

Shelton, CT , you mean the place where all the sketch mastas live?

Shelton, CT by sheltonite August 7, 2006

shelton school (dallas) 

a place for dyslexic people to go get high and hook up

jesuit kid 1: who’s that girl you’re dating
jesuit kid 2: oh she’s goes to shelton

jesuit kid 1: ohhhhhhhh … she goes to shelton school (dallas)

shelton school (dallas) by I’m in love with stacy’s mom September 24, 2021